If you ask us, he’s the greatest goal-scorer in NHL history.
Alex Ovechkin continued his meteoric rise last week with seven goals, two assists, a shootout game-winner, and his second First Star of…
Photo credit: Eliot J. Schechter Alex Ovechkin is very good at hockey. He's been that way for a while. But recently, some…
Photo credit: Joel Auerbach Thursday night, the Washington Capitals moved into a playoff spot for the first time all year, taking over…
Way back in November, Igor and I spoke to Dmitry Orlov's best friend Alex Burmistrov in Hershey. When we asked Burmistrov about…
Alex Ovechkin scored his 19th goal of the season late in the first period of Tuesday's game against the Hurricanes. It extended…
[Ed. note: Jason Rogers, Sperm Whale captain and hockey Hemingway, is back for your amuse bouche. But be warned: do not take…
Photo credit: Len Redkoles Guys, I'm literally rewriting this right after the final buzzer. No time for poetry. I mean freaking come on.…
Photo credit: Bill Wippert The Washington Capitals came out ice-cold against the Buffalo Sabres in a game they should've been highly motivated…
Photo credit: @ovi8 Alex Ovechkin was hit in the face with a puck during Thursday morning's practice. As initially reported by District…
Okay, he's just showing off now. (Photo credit: @mpoindc) Alex Ovechkin shot a commercial for Verizon on Wednesday afternoon, and the extras…
Photo credit: Patrick McDermott As the Washington Capitals returned home to face the New York Islanders, they were likely pondering the 6…
Photo credit: Vladimir Fedorenko We get questions about Evgeny Kuznetsov on a pretty much daily basis. (Quick: Don't expect him in DC until…
Photo credit: @mkirilenko A night before the Capitals take on the New York Islanders at home, Alex Ovechkin and fellow countryman Dmitry Orlov took…
Photo credit: Paul Bereswill After losing to the Penguins on Tuesday, the Washington Capitals have ripped off three straight road wins. Led…
Photo credit: Justin K. Aller Players get older; they slow down. Elite goal scorers drop off as they enter their late twenties.…
Photo credit: Marianne Helm We're always talking about what's wrong with Alex Ovechkin (see Milbury, Mike). But for once why don't we…
Photo credit: Marianne Helm The Southeast Division Farewell Tour kicked off with a battle between the Washington Capitals and Winnipeg Jets. The Capitals…
Photo credit: Rob Carr Mark Gandler is always good for a pot stirring. As an agent for Alex Semin, Gandler has rarely…
[Ed note: Hockey Hemingway Jason Rogers is back for you to love and adore. Talk to him via the Tweetaz at @HeyJayJRogers. Any…
GIF by welshhockeyfan Goaltenders are like all people. They have habits and idiosyncrasies. Some are reserved, some are wild. Braden Holtby has…
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