If you ask us, he’s the greatest goal-scorer in NHL history.
Sorry Penguin. (Photo credit: @ZackkShapp) [Editor's Note: Two years ago, we debuted a t-shirt parodying the Pittsburgh Penguins. Rachel Cohen did the…
While Alex Ovechkin is easily the most celebrated player on the Washington Capitals, someone else was the star of Caps Con. Everyone…
On a normal day, Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin can shoot a puck at 100 terrifying miles per hour towards the net.…
Alex Ovechkin won the Hart and Richard Trophies last season. He was pretty great-- particularly on the power play. Looking forward to…
The Russian machine made an impact of sorts at the Baltimore Classic on Tuesday night. Zeroing in on D-man Chris Casto in the corner,…
We asked you, the deranged and lovely readers of RMNB, to congratulate our hero Alex Ovechkin on his 28th year of life.…
Fellow RMNBers, mark your calendars. On Tuesday, Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin will turn 28 years old. To celebrate the occasion, we…
Because the NHL loves us and wants us to be happy, they mic'd up Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin during yesterday's Kraft…
Photo credit: @ovi8 In the first period of the Kraft Hockeyville game between the Washington Capitals and Winnipeg Jets, Alex Ovechkin absorbed…
Photo credit: @Jabs_13 A few minutes after the Washington Capitals won the Kraft Hockeyville game via Mike Green's shootout goal, Jack Jablonski…
A few minutes into the first period of the Kraft Hockeyville game in Belleville, Ontario, Washington Capitals fans saw something they did…
Alex Ovechkin is upping his promotional game in the run-up to the Winter Olympics in Sochi, and Gillette is getting in on…
Photo credit: @wyshynski As the Washington Capitals training camp opened to the public on Thursday, captain Alex Ovechkin had a pep in his step.…
We're a hockey/astronomy blog, but if I told you a quarter of last week's traffic came from stories in which Washington Capitals…
Alex Ovechkin jokes with fellow Russian Dimity Orlov Tuesday at Kettler Capitals Iceplex. (Photo credit: Chris Gordon) Resplendent in his finest Nike-provided…
Photo credit: @BillCutting The Washington football team plays the Philadelphia Eagles tonight on Monday Night Football and someone special is in the…
We learned three years ago that Alex Ovechkin would be Official Ambassador and torchbearer for the upcoming Sochi Olympics. A centerpiece of the campaign to…
On Friday (but taped on Tuesday), Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin appeared on Russian Channel One's late night show, Evening Urgant. Hosted by popular…
Photo credit: @TSNJoshShiaman After attending an adorablicious Knowledge Day celebration in Russia earlier this week, Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin resurfaced on…
RMNB reader Jen S. took Amtrak on her way back to Washington D.C. tonight. On a whim, she upgraded her ticket to…
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