If you ask us, he’s the greatest goal-scorer in NHL history.
Evgeny Kuznetsov takes off his pads after Sunday's game. (Photos by Chris Gordon) By tomorrow morning, big changes may have already struck…
Photo: Chris Gordon For the first time in their respective careers, Washington Capitals Alex Ovechkin, Dmitry Orlov, and Evgeny Kuznetsov will all…
This season has been a major blower, but there's been one consistent bright spot. No matter what people say about his unsightly…
Alex Ovechkin is the first player to hit 50 goals in five seasons in a couple decades. His powerplay goal (naturally) in…
[Editor's note: We're not writing about this topic to invite a debate on Barack Obama's presidency or the politics of Crimea. This…
Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin has one of the hardest shots in the NHL. Usually the pucks Ovi shoots hit the back…
Photo: Bruce Bennett Tuesday's Caps game was ugly. The days that followed didn't get much better. Adam Oates kinda sorta maybe called…
Photo: Julio Cortez Over the last two days, Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin has become hockey's version of a human piñata. The…
In Narrative Land, the biggest story in the hockey world today was Adam Oates calling out Alex Ovechkin for quitting on the…
Photo: Patrick Smith The Caps are bad at defense and give up a lot of odd-man breaks. Even when they win, Washington…
This photo of Beagle and Ovi celebrating a goal is from 2012. (Photo: Molly Riley) As reported by Adam Vingan, Alex Ovechkin…
Photos by Igor Kleyner The Capitals took their team photo on Thursday. It was perfectly normal, with players and coaches lining up at…
Photo: @a0gr8 His mother Tatyana won two Olympic gold medals in basketball for Team Russia, so Alex Ovechkin has always had a love…
Photo: Rob Carr Last night, Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin quietly had a three-point game. In the first period, he scored two…
With forty-five seconds left in regulation and the Washington Capitals shorthanded and sans a goalie, Evgeny Kuznetsov scored one of the biggest…
Scary moment at the end of Tuesday's Caps-Kings game as Caps defenseman  Jack Hillen collided with Alex Ovechkin during overtime. Hitting one another at full…
A very low-res photo of Angry Maria. When we last shared a motor vehicle with Alex Ovechkin, he was putting his mobile…
After defeating the Anaheim Ducks on Tuesday, head coach Adam Oates gave the team the day off on Wednesday. That means the…
Hockey can be a strange sport sometimes. Such as on Tuesday, when the Washington Capitals took on former coach Bruce Boudreau and…
Ovechkin's 2014 bracket. (Photo: @Ovi8) Last year Alex Ovechkin filled out an NCAA tournament bracket. It was -- what's the word? Creative?…
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