If you ask us, he’s the greatest goal-scorer in NHL history.
Every Saturday night, Hockey Night In Canada's Ron MacLean does his best to steer crazy old man Don Cherry though Coach's Corner…
Photo credit: Igor Kleyner Alex Ovechkin had a pretty good night at the rink Tuesday. The Washington Capitals captain almost single-handedly (okay,…
Love ugly Christmas sweaters and cheesy music videos? This video will make you happy. The Washington Capitals have recorded a music video…
With the Sochi Olympics less than two months away, Nike is upping their promotion game. A few weeks ago, they debuted their…
Ted Leonsis, the Washington Capitals' gregarious owner, is almost always at the Verizon Center for home games. Tuesday was no different, as…
Cooper's got a bad case of teh sadz. (Photo credit: Geoff Burke) It has be frustrating as an NHL head coach to…
With his hat-trick goal on Tuesday, Alex Ovechkin passed Peter Bondra for the Washington Capitals franchise record in power-play goals. Lest you…
Photo credit: @recordsANDradio With 33 seconds left in the third period, the Washington Capitals trailed the Tampa Bay Lighning 5-4. They needed…
Photo: Patrick McDermott Missing one of the league's best shooters in Steven Stamkos, the Tampa Bay Lightning might look weak to some.…
Photo credit: Geoff Burke Mike Green was terrible tonight, but luckily for the Washington Capitals, captain Alex Ovechkin, was not. Ovi recorded the…
Late in the second period, Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin checked New York Rangers forward Rick Nash hard against the boards. Nash…
Schmidt happily poses with his milestone puck. (Photo credit: Chris Gordon) It took 25 games but, you guys, it finally happened: Washington…
Photo: Nate Congleton Your boy J.P. shared a stat today that worries me: Alex Ovechkin has just one assist during even-strength play…
The caption reads: "I wasn't looking at the welding arc. May I now lick the frozen iron?" (Photo credit: Maxim Russia) Washington…
With the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi approaching, Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin has been doing a bunch of Russian-language interviews to…
Canadian icon/rambling old guy Don Cherry is in the news again and he hasn't had the best week. Rogers bought the NHL's Canadian…
Photo credit: Mike Stobe Alex Ovechkin is scoring in all sorts of ways this season. That explains, perhaps, why he has a…
Ballgame. (Photo credit: Bruce Bennett) Like the Bond marathon on SyFy over the last few days, the Washington Capitals are a fickle…
We saw the teaser a few days ago, but here's the full thing. Russian athletes do their thing in a post-apocalyptic winterscape.…
We are less than a week away from that furry thing being shaved off. (Photo credit: Patrick McDermott) In the first period,…
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