If you ask us, he’s the greatest goal-scorer in NHL history.
Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin is getting married to Maria Kirilenko. We know that; there's a ring. But what about the date?…
Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin was asked a simple but fascinating question after Monday's practice by CSN's Chuck Gormley. "The Stanley Cup…
Photo credit: Washington Capitals Instagram The days leading up to the start of the 2013-14 NHL season have been busy for Alexander…
Alex Ovechkin spent about twenty hours in the air to travel to Greece and become the first Russian torch bearer for the…
Photo credit: RIA Novosti Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin had the best moment of his life and you slept through the whole…
Photo credit: Washington Capitals Instagram Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin was a busy man last night. After scoring two goals and breaking…
When Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin scored his second goal against the Flyers on Saturday, the three-time Hart trophy winner decided to…
The Washington Capitals apparently hosted the Nashville Predators to an exhibition game on Wednesday night. The Capitals won, reportedly, 4-1 and most…
Photo credit: kyivpost.com A few summers ago, Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin revealed to Pavel Lysenkov that he had Vladimir Putin's phone…
Photo illustration by Ian Oland Announcing the news himself this morning on Twitter, Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin will be the first…
On June 13, 2008, Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin launched his clothing line with CCM. The lifestyle apparel, which featured a fancy…
Sorry Penguin. (Photo credit: @ZackkShapp) [Editor's Note: Two years ago, we debuted a t-shirt parodying the Pittsburgh Penguins. Rachel Cohen did the…
While Alex Ovechkin is easily the most celebrated player on the Washington Capitals, someone else was the star of Caps Con. Everyone…
On a normal day, Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin can shoot a puck at 100 terrifying miles per hour towards the net.…
Alex Ovechkin won the Hart and Richard Trophies last season. He was pretty great-- particularly on the power play. Looking forward to…
The Russian machine made an impact of sorts at the Baltimore Classic on Tuesday night. Zeroing in on D-man Chris Casto in the corner,…
We asked you, the deranged and lovely readers of RMNB, to congratulate our hero Alex Ovechkin on his 28th year of life.…
Fellow RMNBers, mark your calendars. On Tuesday, Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin will turn 28 years old. To celebrate the occasion, we…
Because the NHL loves us and wants us to be happy, they mic'd up Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin during yesterday's Kraft…
Photo credit: @ovi8 In the first period of the Kraft Hockeyville game between the Washington Capitals and Winnipeg Jets, Alex Ovechkin absorbed…
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