If you ask us, he’s the greatest goal-scorer in NHL history.
The Ovechscream. (Photo credit: Alex Brandon) It's been written to death already, but Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin is having an unbelievable…
Facepalm on the background is an appropriate reaction to your team going to the penalty kill because a player's underwear is of…
:( (Photo credit: Rob Carr) A few years ago, the Washington Capitals-Pittsburgh Penguins rivalry was the NHL’s top draw. Led by the…
Guy behind the glass at left is my favorite. (Photo: Alex Brandon) With a decisive win over the St Louis Blues on…
This is not the 2010 playoffs, Halak. Heading into Sunday's game against the St. Louis Blues, Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin had scored…
Alexander Steen leads the NHL in offense. He's got 17 goals and 9 assists in 18 games-- including a 13-game point streak.…
"FNJSZDJSFSBF!!!" Things didn’t look good for the Washington Capitals heading into the last 20 minutes of Friday’s game. Down 3-1, Washington’s lone…
This will not end well for Hejda. The Washington Capitals lost to the Colorado Avalanche 4-1 on Sunday. That was a bummer. We…
Photo credit: Alex Brandon It was Russian Heritage Night at Verizon Center on Tuesday, so how else could the Washington Capitals game…
Maria at the Caps game last Tuesday. (Photo via maria-kirilenko) Alex Ovechkin's main squeeze is a big deal. Maria Kirilenko is ranked…
Ed. note: During Sunday night’s game in Colorado, CSN’s cameras found a Caps fan with a stunning Ovechkin-themed beard. It was surreal. We…
Ovi and his teammates celebrate a power play goal on Saturday. (Photo credit: Norm Hall) The Washington Capitals have the league's most…
Screencap via Reddit user domaa Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin may not have had his best game on Sunday, but one super…
Colorado's Jan Hejda tripped Alex Ovechkin near the end of the second period of the Sunday's Avs-Caps game. Ovechkin went horizontal, his…
Saturday was Military Appreciation Night at Jobing.com Arena. A military member sang the national anthem. Midway through the first period, the 'Yotes…
Ovi is the best tweeter in town. Apparently a deer tried to jump his fence last night. Ovi's caption: For all the…
GIF by welshhockeyfan Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin scored his 13th goal of the season tonight and is now once again tied…
Every NHL player gets an allotment of tickets for games. It's written in the CBA. Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin apparently had…
Now these are beautiful singing faces. Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin is a world-class hockey player, but he's also a prolific musician…
While I was watching The Daily Show last night, a new national commercial for Verizon Wireless popped up on the screen. I…
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