If you ask us, he’s the greatest goal-scorer in NHL history.
The caption reads: "I wasn't looking at the welding arc. May I now lick the frozen iron?" (Photo credit: Maxim Russia) Washington…
With the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi approaching, Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin has been doing a bunch of Russian-language interviews to…
Canadian icon/rambling old guy Don Cherry is in the news again and he hasn't had the best week. Rogers bought the NHL's Canadian…
Photo credit: Mike Stobe Alex Ovechkin is scoring in all sorts of ways this season. That explains, perhaps, why he has a…
Ballgame. (Photo credit: Bruce Bennett) Like the Bond marathon on SyFy over the last few days, the Washington Capitals are a fickle…
We saw the teaser a few days ago, but here's the full thing. Russian athletes do their thing in a post-apocalyptic winterscape.…
We are less than a week away from that furry thing being shaved off. (Photo credit: Patrick McDermott) In the first period,…
Makes me wanna take a hot bath. The description of the video just says "Soon," so I guess we check back on…
Reader @Sydneyhasnever shared this list of Alex Ovechkin's favorite things, taken from one of those magazines you get at Verizon Center. Apparently your…
Igor Kravchuk's standing to the left, Bilyaletdinov is to the right. Russian national team head coach Zinetula Bilyaletdinov was at Verizon Center…
Photo credit: Tom Szczerbowsk Washington Capitals forward Alex Ovechkin scored again tonight. *Yawn* At this point, it's whatevs. It's like breathing. It…
The Ovechscream. (Photo credit: Alex Brandon) It's been written to death already, but Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin is having an unbelievable…
Facepalm on the background is an appropriate reaction to your team going to the penalty kill because a player's underwear is of…
:( (Photo credit: Rob Carr) A few years ago, the Washington Capitals-Pittsburgh Penguins rivalry was the NHL’s top draw. Led by the…
Guy behind the glass at left is my favorite. (Photo: Alex Brandon) With a decisive win over the St Louis Blues on…
This is not the 2010 playoffs, Halak. Heading into Sunday's game against the St. Louis Blues, Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin had scored…
Alexander Steen leads the NHL in offense. He's got 17 goals and 9 assists in 18 games-- including a 13-game point streak.…
"FNJSZDJSFSBF!!!" Things didn’t look good for the Washington Capitals heading into the last 20 minutes of Friday’s game. Down 3-1, Washington’s lone…
This will not end well for Hejda. The Washington Capitals lost to the Colorado Avalanche 4-1 on Sunday. That was a bummer. We…
Photo credit: Alex Brandon It was Russian Heritage Night at Verizon Center on Tuesday, so how else could the Washington Capitals game…
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