If you ask us, he’s the greatest goal-scorer in NHL history.
Photo: R-Sport On Monday, Washington Capitals forwards Alex Ovechkin, Evgeny Kuznetsov, and Dmitry Orlov joined the Russian national team in Novogorsk, near…
The greatest story in the history of hockey continues. I am so excited to share this I am about to puke rainbows…
On Monday, the Washington Capitals held Breakdown Day at Kettler Capitals Iceplex after missing the playoffs for the first time in six…
Despite not making the playoffs, a lot of Washington Capitals players still have some hockey left to play. Last week, Caps captain…
Photo: Chris Gordon On Monday, the Washington Capitals held Breakdown Day at Kettler Capitals Iceplex. For two hours, Caps players filed out…
NHL plus-minus spokesman and hair model Alex Ovechkin speaks for the final time this year. (Photos by Chris Gordon) Monday was an…
Evgeny Kuznetsov takes off his pads after Sunday's game. (Photos by Chris Gordon) By tomorrow morning, big changes may have already struck…
Photo: Chris Gordon For the first time in their respective careers, Washington Capitals Alex Ovechkin, Dmitry Orlov, and Evgeny Kuznetsov will all…
This season has been a major blower, but there's been one consistent bright spot. No matter what people say about his unsightly…
Alex Ovechkin is the first player to hit 50 goals in five seasons in a couple decades. His powerplay goal (naturally) in…
[Editor's note: We're not writing about this topic to invite a debate on Barack Obama's presidency or the politics of Crimea. This…
Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin has one of the hardest shots in the NHL. Usually the pucks Ovi shoots hit the back…
Photo: Bruce Bennett Tuesday's Caps game was ugly. The days that followed didn't get much better. Adam Oates kinda sorta maybe called…
Photo: Julio Cortez Over the last two days, Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin has become hockey's version of a human piñata. The…
In Narrative Land, the biggest story in the hockey world today was Adam Oates calling out Alex Ovechkin for quitting on the…
Photo: Patrick Smith The Caps are bad at defense and give up a lot of odd-man breaks. Even when they win, Washington…
This photo of Beagle and Ovi celebrating a goal is from 2012. (Photo: Molly Riley) As reported by Adam Vingan, Alex Ovechkin…
Photos by Igor Kleyner The Capitals took their team photo on Thursday. It was perfectly normal, with players and coaches lining up at…
Photo: @a0gr8 His mother Tatyana won two Olympic gold medals in basketball for Team Russia, so Alex Ovechkin has always had a love…
Photo: Rob Carr Last night, Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin quietly had a three-point game. In the first period, he scored two…
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