Tom Wilson’s butt slash inspires TJ Oshie to score 12th goal of season
In the spirit of RMNB's unwavering commitment to hard-hitting journalism, here's another update to Tom Wilson and TJ Oshie's bizarre pregame butt-slashing routine.…
In the spirit of RMNB's unwavering commitment to hard-hitting journalism, here's another update to Tom Wilson and TJ Oshie's bizarre pregame butt-slashing routine.…
Tuesday night at Verizon Center, the Washington Capitals hosted regular-season game number 37 against the Toronto Maple Leafs. The stakes were low,…
Dmitry Orlov may be the player on the Washington Capitals roster that fans and analysts alike are most divided on. Known for…
Tuesday night at Verizon Center, Alex Ovechkin gave the Capitals a thrilling 6-5 overtime win. He also accomplished some more history. The…
On Tuesday night against the Washington Capitals, the Maple Leafs brought along around 30 dads, brothers, and father-in-laws for a highly-anticipated trip.…
The Washington Capitals and the Toronto Maple Leafs just engaged in an instant classic. After taking an initial 1-0 lead, the Capitals…
We came into tonight's #CapsCanadianNight with three streaks in jeopardy of being broken. The Caps PK had killed off 29 straight power…
Auston Matthews scored four goals in his NHL debut, and he hasn't looked back since. Tuesday night at Verizon Center, the young…
After a period of playing the Toronto Maple Leafs and serving not-poutine, the Capitals continued their Canadian Heritage Night celebrations by giving…
Last season, Justin Williams scored 22 goals for the Capitals - the most goals he's tallied since notching 22 during his 2011-12…
Tonight at the Verizon Center, the Capitals are hosting Canadian Heritage Night while they play the Toronto Maple Leafs. Among the celebrations…
Tuesday night at Verizon Center, former Capitals defenseman Connor Carrick will be playing the second game in his former barn since being…
Tonight the Centennial Classic-winning Toronto Maple Leafs travel to Washington to take on the Presidents Trophy-winning Washington Capitals. The Maple Leafs have been…
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