Pens Fans: Bummin.’ Habs Win Second Straight Game 7, 5-2.
Tonight if you were like us, you sat in front of your TV, ate smoked salmon with a fork and laughed at…
Tonight if you were like us, you sat in front of your TV, ate smoked salmon with a fork and laughed at…
This just happened. (8:35:19 PM) Peter Hassett: we're still gonna win (8:35:21 PM) Peter Hassett: OMG (8:35:25 PM) me: "we're" (8:35:27 PM)…
Some jerk from my old high school told this joke. Maybe I giggled a little, but really I'm just angry about it. …
Pavel Lysenkov of SovSport.ru chatted it up with Alex Ovechkin before today's match with Kazakhstan (it's happening right now!). They discuss…
Posting fan art is one of our favorite features on RMNB. It's eminently rewarding to share the contributions of the fan community,…
The wounds from the Caps' round-one playoff loss are still raw, but we are on the mend. The downtrodden leader of the…
(Original Story by Soviet Sport's A. Lipkin, English translation by RMNB's Fedor Fedin) As of a few weeks ago, the prospects for…
Two seasons ago after Alex Ovechkin scored his 50th goal of the year against the Tampa Bay Lightning, the Russian Machine celebrated…
Tonight during Montreal's huuuge 3-2 victory over the Penguins, Versus blessed us with this shot of the crowd after Montreal netted the…
At this point, we all know how the story goes. First, the Capitals lose Game 7 and Mike Green - the man…
Viktor Fedorov, a honoured Coach of Russia and the father of Future Hall of Famer Sergei Fedorov, recently sat down with Russian…
Washington Capitals Defensive prospect Dmitri Orlov was named today the Russian Junior Hockey League's best defenseman in April, while Maxim Kitsyn (who…
I was completely convinced that this year was going to be the year for the Washington Capitals. I thought they had the…
Friend-and-family-of-the-blog Brandon Oland of the Carroll County Times recently chatted with me about the Caps' season. We talked about Ovie's slump, my…
It's the last day of school at Kettler Capitals Iceplex today, and there's a little bit of summer drama in the air.…
Tonight, the Hershey Bears rallied to win 5-4 in OT and swept the Albany River Rats in their second round series four…
RMNB's Fedor Fedin has followed Dmitri Orlov everywhere this year (including Siberia and even a Moscow Bathroom). Now that the Novokuznetsk Bears'…
Real men keep diaries, and I am no exception. Taking one to Game 7 might seem a bit extreme to some of…
The Montreal Canadiens have made fools of us all, worshippers of a false idol, suckers swindled by snake oil salesmen. Jaroslav Halak…
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