A guy walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for an Ovechkin.
The bartender says, “What’s an Ovechkin?”
The guy says, “It’s just a white Russian, but without the Cup.”
In a related story, Habs v Pens tonight at 7 PM at Mellon Abattoir in tropical Pittsburgh, PA. Will you watch, or is too soon?
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