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Penguins fans use Alex Ovechkin marriage news to make bad ring jokes

Sunday morning, Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin confirmed on Instagram that he married long-time fiancee Nastya Shubskaya. Caps fans responded to the news with hearty congratulations for the couple and wishes for future Ovechbabies.

Meanwhile on Twitter, NHL.com’s mentions were taken over by trolls making bad ring jokes. The most notable rabble rousers were of course Penguins fans.

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By Ian Oland 7 years ago

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Your Bad Joke of the Day

Some jerk from my old high school told this joke. Maybe I giggled a little, but really I’m just angry about it. Enjoy!

A guy walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for an Ovechkin.

The bartender says, “What’s an Ovechkin?”

The guy says, “It’s just a white Russian, but without the Cup.”

In a related story, Habs v Pens tonight at 7 PM at Mellon Abattoir in tropical Pittsburgh, PA. Will you watch, or is too soon?

By Peter Hassett 13 years ago

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