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Penguins fans use Alex Ovechkin marriage news to make bad ring jokes

Sunday morning, Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin confirmed on Instagram that he married long-time fiancee Nastya Shubskaya. Caps fans responded to the news with hearty congratulations for the couple and wishes for future Ovechbabies.

Meanwhile on Twitter, NHL.com’s mentions were taken over by trolls making bad ring jokes. The most notable rabble rousers were of course Penguins fans.

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Five hours into Ovechkin’s marriage, these ring zingers are already more tiresome than a decade of this Ovechkin bar joke.

A guy walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for an Ovechkin.

The bartender says, “What’s an Ovechkin?”

The guy says, “It’s a white Russian, on ice, with no Cup.”

If you ask me, the best way to show Penguins fans your appreciation is by wearing your feelings on your chest.

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