#beardpact Days 3 and 4: Not Unlike a Wool Sweater
Whew! How 'bout that game last night? The Washington Capitals beat the Montreal Canadiens in a plum zinger of a hockey game.…
KHL Team’s Fans Name Their Heroes From The Past Season
Everyone who follows the KHL knows that Vityaz Chekhov is the roughest team in the KHL. Former Hershey Bear Reid Simpson and…
Caps Beat Habs 6-5 (OT). Backstrom’s Hat Trick! Børk Børk Børk!
[Ed. note - Our apologies, but tonight's game mandates celebration. We're going to cut the recap short so that we can celebrate!]…
#beardpact Day 2: Grumpy People with Itchy Necks
How much did last night suck? True story: Peter and Ian had a big fight about writing the game recap. Peter was…
Habs Stun Caps 3-2. Plekanec Puts His $ Where His Mouth Is.
The time for analysis is through. This was the wrong kind of game to open the post-season especially after last year's bitter…
#beardpact Day 1: Razors Down, Spirits Up!
Caps Nation begins its parallel march to victory. Fans across D.C., Virginia, and Maryland, have shaved their last shave until summertime. Russian…
We Got it Made: 5 Keys to Caps vs. Habs
Thursday will mark the fifth time the Montreal Canadiens and Washington Capitals face off this season. The Internets are awash with intelligent…
#beardpact: Your Destination for the Capitals Playoff Tradition
In accordance with no one in particular, Russian Machine Never Breaks proudly presents #beardpact. From Thursday morning until the night Alex Ovechkin…
T-Shirt Tuesday: Game Over.
To prepare for the playoffs, we at RMNB were compelled to revamp our store. Gone are the Bruce WTF, inSEMINation & We…
NO DUH: Jose Theodore is the Caps’ Playoff Goalie
Via Tarik El-Bashir, Bruce Boudreau has confirmed what we all freakin' knew: Jose Theodore is our man. Jose has a .911% save…
Your Round One Playoff Schedule!
Hot off the presses, people! SERIES A TIME (ET) #1 Washington vs. #8 Montreal Thursday, April 15, 2010 7 p.m. Montreal at…
Now the Real Show Begins. Bruins Beat Caps 4-3 (SO)
The last game of the season is a curious thing. The playoffs are a sure thing, and the only matters left to…
Matt Cooke’s Bad Karma Finally Catches Up With Him.
It might have taken a long 34 days, but Matt Cooke has finally paid an exacting price for his gutless hit on…
Handicapping The 2009-10 Norris Trophy
The Norris Trophy sounds simple to award: "The James Norris Memorial Trophy is an annual award given to the defense player who…
Ovechkin & Backstrom Pose with Historic 50G/100Pts Puck
Photo by Mitchell Layton. Is there a better duo in hockey right now? We don't think so, and we think you're dumb…
Caps Beat Thrashers 5-2! Everyone Gets Laid!
It felt like a special night. The Caps' final match with the Atlanta Thrashers had special gravity: Alex Ovechkin trailed Sidney Crosby…
Alex Ovechkin Scores His 50th Goal of the 2009-10 Season!
The Celebration Photo by Luis M. Alvarez. Wicked Wrister! Video of Ovechkin netting #50 and Nicklas Backstrom getting point #100. Post Video.…
Ode on an Ovechkin Puck
Anyone can make the argument that Ovechkin should win the Hart, but only RMNB correspondent Emily Karol can do it in iambic…
Hart Trophy Should Be A Two-Horse Race
With the regular season winding down it's only fitting we should start seeing opinions on who should win the Hart Trophy, "given…
Your New NHL Leader in Plus/Minus
It's Jeff Schultz! +44 Oh, Sara Bae. You slay us.
