Carolina Hurricanes Pregame: Return of Sasha (PuckBuddys Preview)
[Ed. note:Today, the latest member of the PuckBuddys team hits the ice. Jason Rogers currently hangs his hat in Virginia, has studied…
[Ed. note:Today, the latest member of the PuckBuddys team hits the ice. Jason Rogers currently hangs his hat in Virginia, has studied…
John Carlson has had an ugly season. Sure, he's got the third-worst goals-against count in the league, but that's not the true…
Maybe you didn't notice, but my name was missing from all RMNB stories and bylines last week. I was in Las Vegas…
Okay, this one makes somewhat less sense. (Photo credit: Rob Carr) Busy day! The Capitals have announced they have re-signed tough guy…
Photo credit: Kyle Mace After a rough start, Braden Holtby has been terrific of late. Due to be an RFA at season's…
GEICO continues its frankly unsustainable onslaught of commercials only tangentially related to whatever service it is they provide (I have no idea,…
Alex Ovechkin may be engaged to Maria Kirilenko, but that doesn't mean he won't impress the ladies when given the opportunity. In…
Photo credit: Jamie Kellner. During Saturday night's game between the Carolina Hurricanes and Tampa Bay Lightning, Alex Semin took a puck to the…
Photo credit: Bruce Bennett We haven't seen Alex Ovechkin like this in a while -- for more than two years to be…
Maria with her Slapshot stuffed animal. Dad gives thumbs up. (GIF by welshhockeyfan) Attending Saturday's Washington Capitals game, Alex Ovechkin's fiancée Maria Kirilenko got…
"YESSSSSHHHH" (Photo via @lifesamixtape) The Washington Capitals played their most complete game of the season, defeating the New Jersey Devils 5-1. Their…
The Washington Capitals' loss to New Jersey Devils on Thursday was one of their worst games in years. Saturday's matinee still had…
While the Caps are losing thanks to penalty and possession problems, Alex Semin (3 goals, 8 assists) is prancing around North Carolina…
This is what happens when you're in the box too much. (Photo credit: Patrick McDermott) Backstrom (boarding), Hendricks (holding), Kundratek (delay of…
Capitals vs Devils on Thursday did not go well. Chris Gordon did his best to delight you while holding the RMNB reins,…
NBC4 just posted this terrific profile on superfan Sam "The Horn Guy" Wolk. Beyond the usual lovely sonics, Sam talks about coming…
Photo credit: Patrick McDermott I had a recap for tonight, but then the third period happened; my story was rendered irrelevant. In…
[Ed note: After a year of doggedly researching and documenting the panoply of awfulness that are the Washington Capitals' rival cities and teams,…
Finally. Washington Capitals Center and latest victim of #brittlegroin, Brooks Laich, just signed up for teh twitters. You can find him at…
Peter (that's me!) went on the Up the Pucks hockey/punk podcast to talk about the Washington Capitals, Danzig, and Bunheads. So, ya…
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