John Carlson has had an ugly season. Sure, he’s got the third-worst goals-against count in the league, but that’s not the true source of the ugliness. No, we’re talking about the untamed tresses flowing down Carlson’s back. The hairstyle that says, “whatever, I’m a pro-hockey player and I can totally pull this off– no don’t look at Brooks look over here please.” We’re talking about this:
Oh thank god that’s over now.
I think he looks sharp now! Like Samson in reverse, the haircut pretty much guarantees big performances from JC74 coming up.
But it’s time to give those lovely locks one last goodbye.
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Goodnight, sweet prince(ly hairstyle). And flights of Jeff Buckleys sing thee to thy sleep.
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