Eric Fehr En Fuego: Caps beat Bolts 4-3
Photo credit: Scott Audette Happy Valentine's Day, hockey lovers! I hate this stupid day, but I found a good way to pass…
Photo credit: Scott Audette Happy Valentine's Day, hockey lovers! I hate this stupid day, but I found a good way to pass…
Rachel Cohen's (@kat326) Valentine. It's the dreaded day of days once again. Celebrating either some apocryphal rebel-priest martyr or a bunch of…
LATE UPDATE: No immediate confirmed reports of casualties. See the AP for more information. We're getting all kinds of information about explosions…
Photo credit: @recordsANDradio One day in 7th grade, I was playing basketball at recess with some friends. After I missed a layup,…
As regulation time expired in Tuesday's Caps-Panthers game, one right honorable gentleman cheered the proceedings with impassioned, airborne pelvic thrusts. Start at…
Michael and William Nylander. (Photo credit: Scanpix) Michael Nylander appeared in only parts of four seasons with the Washington Capitals, but he's…
GIF by welshhockeyfan Lil' Muffin John Erskine has been awesome this year. He beat up George Parros, he scored a clutch goal, and he's…
Brouwer Power. (Photo credit: @recordsANDradio) When Panthers center Drew Shore scored his crazy, mid-air, ricochet goal and gave Florida a 5-3 lead,…
Photo credit: Eliot J. Schechter The Washington Capitals schlepped down to that bustling metropolis of Sunrise to face the Florida Panthers on…
Ovechkin and Versteeg hug it out. Alex Ovechkin has been trying some different things this season: right wing, the half wall on…
Photo credit: Boston College The senior class of the Boston College hockey team, including Washington Capitals top defensive prospect Patrick Wey, has become…
Photo credit: Plymouth Whalers Caps 2012 first-round pick Tom Wilson (aka "The Ten Train") has been a big factor in his team's…
Knuble in the Sasha Box. On Saturday, if you were lucky enough to catch the Carolina Hurricanes game against the Philadelphia Flyers,…
The day before the Washington Capitals played their most inspired game of the season -- a 5-0 shellacking of the Florida Panthers,…
Siiiiiiiicccckkkkkk. (GIF by welshhockeyfan) Braden Holtby has been shaky at times this season. After his excellent run in the 2012 Stanley Cup…
Photo credit: Greg Fiume Early Saturday morning, some Caps fans sacrificed toy animals in hopes of courting the hockey gods' favor. That…
Photo credit: @HeatherZIMS During the Washington Wizards early season 1-13 swoon, Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III randomly showed up to a game.…
Photo credit: Patrick McDermott A few weeks ago I published a piece explaining why I wasn't freaking out the Capitals. My point…
Photo credit: khl.ru A month ago, Caps prospect and forever waffler Evgeny Kuznetsov revealed some big news to Slovak journalist Tomas Kmec.…
Photo credit: Chris Gordon As you might have heard, the Caps have lost a few games recently. No one really has good…
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