What is Wrong with Marcus Johansson?
Photo credit: Chris Gordon For the Capitals, there's a lot to keep track of right now. We've noticed Alex Ovechkin's scoring slump,…
Photo credit: Chris Gordon For the Capitals, there's a lot to keep track of right now. We've noticed Alex Ovechkin's scoring slump,…
The Caps stink right now, so we're gonna find our joy wherever we can. Today we find it in ex-Cap Mike Knuble,…
Photo credit: Nick Wass Almost four years ago to the day, Alex Ovechkin and Sidney Crosby -- at the height of their…
Photo credit: Greg Fiume In the far corner of the room, Braden Holtby sat at his locker and stared at the ground.…
Photo credit: Greg Fiume The Washington Capitals and the Pittsburgh Penguins have a storied history-- especially on Superb Owl Sunday. Snowmageddon, anyone?…
8-ball, side pocket. What the actual f#$&. Primary assist went to Nick Backstrom, but Verizon Center stanchion #08764 is appealing the ruling…
Hockey is brutal. Mike Green has missed 83 games due to injury over the past two seasons. He's missed time because of…
Brouwer conservatively celebrating. (Photo credit: Patrick McDermott) A few weeks ago, Michael Wurman, Director of Game Entertainment and TV Production for the…
Saturday night, John Erskine was suspended for three games and fined $24,324.33 for his elbow to the head of Philadelphia Flyers forward…
Photo credit: Nick Wass One by one, the Capitals' stars are getting on the board. First it was John Erskine, who fired…
Photo credit: Patrick McDermott DFL. The Washington Capitals came into Friday's game against the Philadelphia Flyers in dead last place. Not in…
GIF via welshhockeyfan Late in the first period of Friday's game against the Philadelphia Flyers, Big John Erskine got himself into some…
"Kanooblian" illustration by Mark Burrier Mike Knuble scored 65 goals in three seasons for the Washington Capitals. For a big chunk of…
Joel Ward wore #29 his first three seasons in the NHL. After breaking out for seven goals and thirteen points during Nashville's…
Photo credit: Graig Abel Remember how we were whining about losing that game in Ottawa? How it wasn't fair? How we were…
GIF by welshhockeyfan Washington Capitals color guy Craig Laughlin is an expert telestrator. And he knows it. That's why tonight, after he…
Last week, Ted Leonsis spread his wings by launching Monumental Network, a site to aggregate all the Caps, Wizards, Mystics, and Verizon Center…
The Capitals are 1-4-1. They're in 14th place in the Eastern Conference, 7 standings points behind the Southeast Division-leading Tampa Bay Lightning.…
Heading into their game against Ottawa on Tuesday, the Capitals had won only once in their first five games. But after getting…
Photo credit: Sean Kilpatrick The Washington Capitals started something with their first win on Sunday and sought to keep that going against…
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