Chris Cooley’s Faceplant (GIF)
I don't know why Chris Cooley was skating before the Washington Capitals Alumni Game Thursday. I really don't. While out on the…
I don't know why Chris Cooley was skating before the Washington Capitals Alumni Game Thursday. I really don't. While out on the…
Hold it here! Craig Laughlin poses after scoring a tying goal late in the third. (Photo credit: Chris Gordon) On a crisp…
Monumental Network provided a live telecast of the Caps Alumni game Thursday to the delights of thousands. During the game's third period, Washington…
Washington Capitals alum and new head goaltending coach Olie Kolzig is the franchise's greatest goalie. From leading the team to its only…
Alex Ovechkin won the Hart and Richard Trophies last season. He was pretty great-- particularly on the power play. Looking forward to…
Photo credit: business-gazeta.ru Washington Capitals top prospect Evgeny Kuznetsov is currently at home recuperating from shoulder surgery. Two weeks ago, Kuznetsov took…
Connor Carrick (#58) waits for the puck drop with Tom Wilson and Aaron Volpatti. (Photo credit: Samantha Pyear/Q Net News) We received…
For those of you who still watch SportsCenter, you're already aware they have a Top Ten list plays that airs every day.…
Last night's Baltimore Hockey Classic was fun. Alex Ovechkin shattered glass just by looking at it, Braden Holtby chillaxed, and decapod crustaceans…
Photo credit: Chris Gordon Last week, RMNB's Chris Gordon wrote an article about Washington Capitals prospect Connor Carrick, explaining why the 19-year-old…
Braden Holtby played a perfect half-game for the Washington Capitals before getting relieved in favor of Philipp Grubauer. Leaving the ice, Holtby…
Right after Casey Wellman scored a humdinger of a goal off some anonymous Bruin's puffybum during Tuesday's Baltimore Hockey Classic, a fan…
The Russian machine made an impact of sorts at the Baltimore Classic on Tuesday night. Zeroing in on D-man Chris Casto in the corner,…
After a bit of a delay securing a work visa, presumptive second-line center Mikhail Grabovski has finally joined the Capitals in Arlington.…
Credit: Washington Capitals Jack Hillen scored the Capitals' first goal of the preseason during the Kraft Hockeyville game in Belleville, Ontario on…
We asked you, the deranged and lovely readers of RMNB, to congratulate our hero Alex Ovechkin on his 28th year of life.…
At first, we didn't have video of Joel Rechlicz's decisive shootout goal to defeat the Philadelphia Flyers 4-3 on Monday night, so…
Artists' rendition by Peter H. Age 29. (Click to embiggen) Joel Rechlicz has played 26 games at the NHL level and come…
As one of the few competent Canadian teams in the NHL, the Vancouver Canucks have been watched with rapt attention the last…
Photo credit: Greg Fiume/Getty Images Washington Capitals power forward prospect Tom Wilson has come a long way from where he was last…
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