Olympic Hockey, Day Six: Elimination and Consternation in the Quarterfinal Round
Photo: AP And down they drop! Tuesday was the first day of elimination in the Olympic mens tournament, meaning lots of high…
Photo: AP And down they drop! Tuesday was the first day of elimination in the Olympic mens tournament, meaning lots of high…
We've let Ian have the fun long enough. He's played video games with Tom Wilson and poured "wine" over his head with…
Photo: Winslow Townson Team Russia defeated Norway 4-0 on Tuesday to advance to the quarterfinals tomorrow against Finland. Despite leading his countrymen…
Moar jokes from these two! Before the Washington Capitals left for Olympic break, I asked the non-Olympian players what their predictions were…
I was a guest on the well done Break the Ice podcast on Monday night. For darn near two hours, I talked…
For everyone hoping Evgeny Kuznetsov would be in Washington as soon as the Olympics ended: he will not. On Monday, Kuznetsov invited…
After the Brooks Laich dating Julianne Hough news, the only natural follow-up is an article dedicated to butt-checking. Yes, during Sunday's game between Russia…
A website I never visit, Just Jared, tells me that a woman I know nothing about, Julianne Hough, is now dating Caps…
Photo: @ErikKarlsson65 On Friday, we were treated to amazing photos of Nicklas Backstrom and Marcus Johansson riding bicycles to their games. In…
Ovi does duck lips like an Instagram selfie. #girlsweekend #seacrets #lovemylittle (Photo: RIA Novosti) No stupid stat snapshot today, so all you…
Photo: Jeff Vinnick/HHOF-IIHF Images Yesterday, after the United States beat Team Russia in the shootout 3-2, there was a handshake line --…
Photo via gfhockey Team Sweden survived a challenge from Latvia on Saturday, winning 5-3 to finish the preliminary round undefeated. But it…
Photo: Streeter Lecka Washington Capitals defenseman John Carlson scored the United States' first goal of the Olympic tournament Thursday. Team USA head coach…
Russia and America collided and our site didn't self-destruct. Yay! Saturday in Sochi was an upset festival, but all anyone is gonna…
Photo: Jayne Kamin Alex Ovechkin and Team Russia played John Carlson and Team USA Saturday morning. The game was an instant classic,…
Photo: @mkirilenko Since we're nearing the end of Valentine's Day, let's end on something cute, shall we? Thursday, during Russia's 5-2 win…
There is a tiny anteater in the back of this photo. (Photo: Getty) Happy Friday! Hope you were able to dig out…
Team Sweden pulled out their second straight win this morning, defeating Switzerland 1-0 on a late Daniel Alfredsson goal. That's cool, but…
Flag mouthguards are the best. Before today, Martin Erat's goals this year went like this: nothing for four months, accidentally scored on…
You guys, it's Valentine's Day and you know what that means: Peter's going to mope about being single we want some artwork…
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