A website I never visit, Just Jared, tells me that a woman I know nothing about, Julianne Hough, is now dating Caps forward Brooks Laich. Yeah. The former cover model for Shy Magazine, which is an actual magazine, now has a famous person of some kind for a girlfriend.

They’re a ludicrously attractive couple. Looking at these pictures is gonna make you want to do some ab crunches.

I know literally nothing about her except her name. I don’t think she is an actress or a musician. She is perhaps on television. Yes, let’s go with that. I want to say she lives in California, but like one in ten people live there, so it doesn’t mean much. Ian tells me she is more famous than Hilary Duff, which is a very curious point of comparison from him.

These photos show her holding two dog leashes, but there are no dogs in the frame, which makes the photo far less interesting to me— because, again, I don’t know who this person is. But I do love dogs.

Regardless, congratulations to Brooks and his very pretty, very famous girlfriend. And condolences to legions of Laich lovers, whom I expect to hear from in the comments.

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Oh, there are the dogs! Hello, dogs! (Pics from Just Jared)