Joel Ward Hides in Weeds, Scores 20th Goal of Year
Photo: Paul Frederiksen Only one line on the Capitals is made up entirely of double-digit scorers: the third line of Jason Chimera,…
Photo: Paul Frederiksen Only one line on the Capitals is made up entirely of double-digit scorers: the third line of Jason Chimera,…
GIFs by Ian Oland, who is looking up spandex unitards on Amazon.com right now. With a 3-1 lead at the first intermission,…
Photo: Evan Vucci I hate St. Patrick's Day. My family is Irish as Feakle and I like Irish writing and the Corrs and…
With five minutes left to go in a successful first period, CSN panned to the crowd. Smart move. Those crowd shots have…
In his seventh game as a Washington Capital, Dustin Penner finally earned his first point. Penner sent a dandy of a pass…
Photos by Chris Gordon You might had to contend with hordes of drunk dudebros in green on Saturday night. That's life around…
Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin let Evgeny Kuznetsov (whom I'm praying has a license) drive the $500,000 Ovi Mobile to Verizon Center…
Photo: Nick Wass For the second week in a row, the Capitals took just two standings points out of a possible six.…
The fine gentlemen at Toronto Maple Leafs Hot Stove have invited me to join them again. We'll be getting you prepped for Sunday's game…
Miami University Redhawks mob Riley Barber after his OT game-winner. (Photo: Miami University) Capitals prospects Riley Barber, Thomas DiPauli, and Austin Wuthrich…
When the International Olympic Committee banned Nicklas Backstrom from the Sochi gold medal game last month, it seemed doubtful the Swede would…
It seems like NHL.com isn't doing those awful puns for headlines anymore. Yes, much to Adam Vingan's disappointment, Evgeny Kuznetsov's big three-point…
Photo: Rob Carr In Evgeny Kuznetsov’s first NHL game on Monday, he skated a little over 10 minutes on the fourth line,…
Yeah, this seems like it deserves its own thing. More to come!
Photo: Nick Wass The Washington Capitals have been taking it on the chin since the Olympic break. Friday's game against the similarly struggling…
He's just having fun out there. 1,358 days after being drafted by the Washington Capitals in the 2010 NHL Entry Draft, Evgeny…
October 30, 1993. It was a Saturday. Clinton was President. Mariah Carey's "Dreamlover" was in its final day as the number one…
The scourge of performance-enhancing allergy medicine be darned, the International Olympic Committee Disciplinary Commission has decided to award Nick Backstrom his silver…
Richmond-native Chelsea D. had been looking forward to this day for months. The 23-year-old sociology major from VCU has been a Washington…
Photo: Jim McIsaac Tom Poti's NHL career ended inauspiciously in March of last year. A persistent groin injury kept him off the…
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