Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin let Evgeny Kuznetsov (whom I’m praying has a license) drive the $500,000 Ovi Mobile to Verizon Center today. The Russian machine blasted Finnebassen’s electronica hit What You Do and then shot an Instagram video while driving.

Kids, don’t try this at home. Actually, Ovi, you probably shouldn’t do this either.

To recap once more for those who are too stunned to comprehend what you just saw, Ovi, the passenger, is blasting Norweigian electronic music, making derpy faces, and shoving a camera into Evgeny Kuznetsov’s face while driving.

So about Ovi’s driving habits: he sometimes doesn’t wear seat belts, he thinks there should be no speed limit, he really likes Drake, and he has scared the bejeezus out of Mikhail Grabovski.

Ovechkin yells "Beasts going to the game!" RT @russianmachine Ovechkin and Kuznetsov driving to Verizon Center http://t.co/Up6WJvLdYw

— Fedor Fedin (@Fedor_Fedin) March 16, 2014