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Hey, can we talk? We started RMNB in 2009 on a lark. Ian and I liked hockey a lot, and we liked…
Hey, can we talk? We started RMNB in 2009 on a lark. Ian and I liked hockey a lot, and we liked…
Embrace your own futility and everyone will love you for it. Thanks to carrotbazooka for first posting. Also, Happy Birthday!
Tuesday's 4-1 win over the St. Louis Blues required the Washington Capitals to withstand a protracted comeback effort in the second and…
Photo: Rob Carr Now that the Washington Capitals will officially miss the playoffs for the first time in six years, this is…
"The team will make the playoffs, as I promised, ten to fifteen years in a row." -- Ted Leonsis, 2011. The Wings…
Photo: Bruce Bennett In a season that has been inordinately long and drama-filled, here comes MOAR drama! On Tuesday, Washington Capitals head…
Burakovsky celebrates his goal. Just one day after snapping a three-game pointless streak, Capitals prospect Andre Burakovsky added two more points, a goal…
This season has been a major blower, but there's been one consistent bright spot. No matter what people say about his unsightly…
Brouillette rides Oshie through the defensive zone. (Photo: Tom Gannam) Put your knives away for one more night. The Washington Capitals played a…
Alex Ovechkin is the first player to hit 50 goals in five seasons in a couple decades. His powerplay goal (naturally) in…
The Caps-Blues game started off nice enough. The good guys drew a penalty late in the first period when Derek Roy slashed…
Photo: Terry Wilson/OHL Images Capitals first-round pick Andre Burakovsky has had an excellent run in his first season in North America. After scoring…
Photo: Alex Brandon The Washington Capitals have less than a 5% chance of making the playoffs. Tonight, they take on the best…
In I-can't-believe-I'm-actually-writing-about-this news, Sunday night at the SILVERDOME -- err, I'm sorry the Superdome -- WWE held their own Superbowl of Superbowls:…
Photo: Bruce Bennett Braden Holtby quietly achieved a milestone over the weekend. In Sunday's shootout win over the New York Islanders, Holtby…
Photo: @m0tar On Sunday, the Colorado Avalanche held their fan appreciation night at Pepsi Center in Denver, Colorado. Just like the Capitals,…
[Editor's note: We're not writing about this topic to invite a debate on Barack Obama's presidency or the politics of Crimea. This…
Photo: Kyle Mace Newly-signed Capitals prospect Caleb Herbert had a fantastic debut with the Hershey Bears last Wednesday, picking up two points in…
Photo: Bruce Bennett This was the week the Capitals' playoff hopes effectively died. Sports Club Stats says the Caps have a 2.7%…
Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin has one of the hardest shots in the NHL. Usually the pucks Ovi shoots hit the back…
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