Marc-Andre Fleury is the Escape Goat, But the Whole Penguins Team is to Blame (GIF)
Weather warming, birds singing, Marc-Andre Fleury spazzing out. These are the rites of Spring. When Nick Foligno chipped an innocent shot from…
Flyers Fans Flip Off Martin St. Louis and Daniel Carcillo (GIF)
Photo: @DaveSem WARNING: This post may upset readers who get emotional about human fingers. Not all of the fingers. Just the one in…
The Three Futures of the Washington Capitals
It's been ten days since the Washington Capitals' season ended and the proverbial axe has yet to fall. As of press time, both…
We Don’t Understand Basketball; Why is Drake Using a Lint Roller?
Peter and I don't watch the NBA, but on Wednesday we supported the Washington Wizards in their victory over Chicago. Hashtag dcRising. Watching basketball has been...…
KHL Finals Game Ends With Insane Bobby Orr-esque Goal (GIF)
If only all Gagarin Cup Finals were this good. In game three, the underdog Lev Prague, the first non-Russian team to make it this…
The First Annual Brouwer Pouwer Generic-Photograph-Manipulation-Software Skills Contest™
Photo: @JPughNBC4 It’s going to be a long, wet, hot, hockeyless summer. The way we see it, you have two choices: Spend…
Columbus Fans Hang Blue Jackets Flag at Penguins Zoo Exhibit, Gain All of My Respect
Photo: @tim_guthrie Since entering the NHL in 2000, the Columbus Blue Jackets have been a laughingstock. Sure, Rick Nash's goal scoring gave…
Dallas Stars Troll Anaheim Ducks So Hard By Playing Duck Tales Theme (Video)
Down 2-0 in their series against the Anaheim Ducks, the eighth-seeded Dallas Stars returned to American Airlines Center and had a freaking…
Matt Cooke Injures Tyson Barrie With Knee-on-Knee Hit (GIF)
Screen by ChadGraff There was once a straight-faced Matt Cooke for Lady Byng campaign, but he's like the Lich from Adventure Time. You…
Apparently, Pavel Datsyuk is the Magic Man
Bad photoshop by me After scoring one of the prettiest goals of the year, Pavel Datsyuk nabbed all the headlines after the Wings-Bruins game…
Alex Ovechkin Joins Russian Team in Novogorsk, Calls Adam Oates a “Normal Man”
Photo: R-Sport On Monday, Washington Capitals forwards Alex Ovechkin, Evgeny Kuznetsov, and Dmitry Orlov joined the Russian national team in Novogorsk, near…
Crochkin, the Greatest Jersey Foul Ever, Has a Twin Brother: Ovesby!
The greatest story in the history of hockey continues. I am so excited to share this I am about to puke rainbows…
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The Patrick Roy Influence: Semyon Varlamov Maniacally Protects the Crease (GIF)
Photo: Doug Pensinger In Patrick Roy's first game as head coach of the Colorado Avalanche, he set the tone of the Avs'…
Game-changer: Caps Trade Jaynen Rissling For Seventh-Round Pick
Photo: WHL Images "Where were you when it happened?" That's what your grandchildren will ask you about the events of April 19, 2014,…
Madison Bowey’s Goal Fuels Kelowna Come Back, Rockets Launch Conference Finals With Win
Washington Capitals prospect Madison Bowey scored a goal and tallied an assist in the Kelowna Rockets' game one 5-4 Western Conference finals win…
Selfie Time: Alex Ovechkin, Evgeny Kuznetsov, and Dmitry Orlov Fly Home to Russia
On Monday, the Washington Capitals held Breakdown Day at Kettler Capitals Iceplex after missing the playoffs for the first time in six…
Michal Neuvirth’s Elastic Groin (Photo)
Looking more like torture than exercise, former Washington Capitals goaltender Michal Neuvirth tweeted out this photo of himself doing the splits on some…
Andre Burakovsky Dominant in First Game of Conference Finals (Video)
Andre Burakovsky's junior team, the Erie Otters, kicked off the OHL Western conference finals against Guelph Storm on Thursday. The series features…
Mind Blown: A Beagle in a Jay Beagle Jersey
One week ago, Jay Beagle played his best ever game as a pro -- a two-goal outing against the Chicago Blackhawks. On our Facebook page, which…
Joel Ward Throws Out First Pitch at Nationals Game as Part of Jackie Robinson Day (GIF)
Photo: Brad Mills Classy. The Washington Nationals are not as near and dear to my heart as the Baltimore Orioles, but they…
