Breaking Down the Rangers’ Third Goal in Game Two
With 14 minutes left in game two, the Rangers' Derick Brassard found himself all alone in front of Braden Holtby. With Matt…
After a Hard Road Back to the Top of League, Alex Ovechkin is Proving His Critics Wrong
Photo credit: Bruce Bennett Alex Ovechkin has never made it past the second round of the playoffs. It's a trite fact, but…
Evgeny Kuznetsov Scores Another Goal, Doesn’t Care
Photo credit: Frank Franklin II Down two goals to the New York Rangers at the tail end of the second period on…
Jakub Vrana Nets First AHL Goal, Hershey Bears Score 10 to Secure Series Victory
Photo: Kyle Mace / Chocolate Hockey The Hershey Bears had a big night on Friday. They won 10-4, completing the best-of-five series…
Tanner Glass Learns Why He Shouldn’t Spear Braden Holtby in the Throat (GIF)
During game one, New York Rangers' pest Tanner Glass tried to rattle Braden Holtby by spearing him in the neck. At that…
Jason Chimera Calls Evgeny Kuznetsov “Harry Potter” During Sportsnet Intermission Interview (Video)
Photoshop by me A few days ago, The Washington Post revealed that one of Evgeny Kuznetsov's nicknames inside the Caps locker room…
Alex Ovechkin Scores Amazing Goal on Henrik Lundqvist While Falling Down (GIF)
He scored while falling like this. Really. Holy hell. In game two, Alex Ovechkin scored one of the greatest goals of his…
Sunk by a Slow Start: Rangers beat Caps 3-2
Photo: Chris Gordon The thing about hockey games, or at least one of the things about hockey games, is that they are…
Evgeny Kuznetsov Loses Face-off, Scores Anyway (GIF)
The Capitals are clawing their way out of a two-goal, and it's Evgeny Kuznetsov who is digging deepest. After getting denied on…
The Best and Worst Things in the First Period of Game Two (GIFs)
Ward smiling after Derek Stepan tries punching him. The Washington Capitals won game one at Madison Square Garden in surprisingly easy fashion--…
Caps at Rangers Pregame: The Nooner
I chose this picture of Crosby at Worlds for the top image of this pregame story because I'm a jerk. Good morning, Caps…
Joel Ward Is Being Meme’d After Scoring Another Huge Playoff Goal
Image by me In the playoffs (minus that one time), Joel Ward is as clutch as that guy who tight-roped over Niagara…
After Joel Ward’s GWG, Alex Ovechkin Started Running on the Ice (Video)
Photo: Mike Stobe During this year's playoff run, Alex Ovechkin has celebrated harder for his teammates' goals than his own. After Joel…
The Big Cheese: Clutch Joel Ward Scores With 1.3 Seconds Left in Game One (GIF)
Photo: Jared Silber A few years ago, Dan Steinberg asked Joel Ward why his teammates call him The Big Cheese. “Just the…
Late-Game Heroics: Caps beat Rangers 2-1!
I have so many jokes about this picture, but Ian won't let me make any. The rested Rangers came out flying in…
‘All Series, Baby’: Alex Ovechkin Scores Power-Play Goal, Taunts Henrik Lundqvist Afterwards
Photo: Jared Sibler The Capitals take a 1-nothing lead into the intermission thanks to Alex Ovechkin's latest mindblowing goal. In a late-period…
Braden Holtby’s Beard is Engulfing His Entire Face
During the national anthem tonight, NBCSN cut to a close-up shot of Braden Holtby standing in the crease. Look at that beard.…
The Washington Capitals vs How-Old.Net
One last piece of nonsense before we get down to business tonight: Microsoft, instead of building a useful version of Windows for desktops, instead published…
Caps at Rangers Pregame: Not Your Daddy’s Caps vs Rangers
Graphic: Ondrej T. The Caps and the Rangers have met in the playoffs a bunch, and that history doesn't freaking matter at all. These…
RMNB Playoff Predictions, Round 2: Peter vs Ian vs Keith, A Coin
Round two of the Stanley Cup Playoffs begin tonight. It's time for a new round of predictions to be summarily mocked by…
