John Carlson’s Patriotic Mittens (Photo)
Photo credit: @WashCaps Team USA revealed their Ralph Lauren-designed Opening Ceremony uniforms this morning. They are hideous. Less hideous: these patriotic gloves worn…
Photo credit: @WashCaps Team USA revealed their Ralph Lauren-designed Opening Ceremony uniforms this morning. They are hideous. Less hideous: these patriotic gloves worn…
You might want to turn the sound on. (Vine via @SeanGentille) The imagery above has been making the rounds on Reddit and…
You know things are bad when even the Canadians are trolling. At least they're nice about it.
On Tuesday night, the Washington Capitals welcomed back Nate Schmidt to NHL service for the first time since December 13th. For the…
A few minutes past noon, word surfaced that defenseman Steve Oleksy cleared waivers. Binky, who scored 19 points in 61 games with…
Photo credit: Gene J. Puskar The Washington Capitals' game against the New York Rangers Sunday was one of those disasters where, as…
Martin Erat had a hat trick of penalties tonight against the New York Rangers. They were all costly. Erat's first period hook…
I'm not sure when Washington Capitals players became all about video bombing each other during interviews, but I'm grateful. In fact, we've…
Photo credit: Jay LaPrete After giving up three goals in 22 minutes of game action, Philipp Grubauer was relieved from service in…
Check out Carrick's grimace. When I get frustrated, I try to leave the situation before I do something stupid. I go outside,…
Can someone explain to me if Russian superstars Alex Ovechkin and Evgeni Malkin are friends or not? First, they were doods. Then…
Photo credit: Gene J. Puskar Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin has had an unbelievable year. It's not just how many goals he…
The Capitals lost to the Sharks and we are sad. But here is Alex Ovechkin's dad fighting his iPhone and we are…
Photo credit: Rob Carr After Brooks Laich shanked a beautiful slap pass from Karl Alzner in the first period, it didn't seem…
If you've been to a Washington Capitals home game in the last 4-5 years, you've probably seen it. Since the 2009-2010 season,…
Washington Capitals top prospect Evengy Kuznetsov posted an updated family photo on Twitter Monday. It featured him, his wife Nastia, and his…
Over the weekend, Braden Neinaber of Saskatoon, Saskatchewan spent the weekend in Washington D.C. having the time of his life. The eight-year-old…
Let's be honest, in a 2-1 shootout loss to the league's worst team there are few good moments to focus on. But as…
The Washington Capitals should have beaten the Buffalo Sabres on Sunday. If it wasn't for Ryan Miller's stunning late third period save,…
In the first period, Washington Capitals fourth-line winger Tom Wilson did what he usually does: attempt to bring energy to the team…
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