Pretty Much the Best Caps Art Ever
The outpouring of creative energy from Capitals fans continues in a very special way. To brighten up this already-sunny Friday afternoon, RMNB…
An Albatross Around the Capitals’ Neck
What have we done to earn the ire of the hockey fates? Here's a sobering thought: I've never seen the Caps win…
Braden Holtby, Superstitions & the Introduction of “Holtbyisms”
Two Sundays ago, I went to the Hershey Bears/Adirondack Phantoms game where the Bears' AHL Record Home winning streak ended at 24.…
Will Ovechkin Reach the “Rocket” Richard Trophy?
Before his suspension, injury, and second suspension, Alex Ovechkin was easily on the way to getting the Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy for…
Moscow Subway Struck by Suicide Bombers
We woke up this morning to news of suicide bombing on the Moscow metro. During rush hour today, the Lubyanka and Park…
Taylor P’s Washington Capitals Colored Pencil Masterpieces
We here at RMNB are creative. Peter Hassett is an incredibly gifted musician (here's one of my favorite songs), Fedor stays up…
Muscle Milk’s Mike Green Autograph Signing in Columbia, MD
The last thing I heard as I was leaving my girlfriend's apartment today was: "You owe me big time, tomorrow." Why? Because…
Washington Post White House Correspondent Scott Wilson to RMNB: “The Capitals’ Success Will Determine” If The President Attends a Game Or Not.
Two weeks have passed since Russian Machine Never Breaks implored President Obama to attend a Caps game and Barack The Red. To…
Russian Machine Sometimes Breaks: Laich Will Miss a Few Games
In just a few hours, the Washington Capitals and Pittsburgh Penguins will face off for the second-t0-last time ever before the playoffs…
Brooks Laich Struck in the Eye at Practice
From Tarik El-Bashir: Brooks Laich just came off the ice after getting struck near his left eye. He was in a lot…
How Soon Can the Capitals Clinch the Presidents’ Trophy?
Biostatistician and devoutly "warped" Caps fan, Stevie K, is gifted with numbers in a way that I am not. Whereas my girlfriend…
Tatiana Ovechkina: Time and Wins Heal All
Above Tatiana Ovechkina (left) sits with her son Alex (middle) many years ago. Today, March 19th, is Tatiana Ovechkina's 60th birthday. In…
Ack! Something is Eating Craig Laughlin’s Head!
Thanks to mathemagician Neil Greenberg for the photo. Keep reading RMNB for all your completely inane marginally hockey-related prattle.
POTUS Makes His B-ball Brackets, Caps Feel Unloved
While the Washington Capitals continue their fight for the Presidents' Trophy, the President busies himself with making his brackets on ESPN's SportsCenter…
Alex Ovechkin Suspended For Two Games …And Why Not?
The world is not fair. Our man, Tarik El-Bashir, broke the news a few minutes ago: Ovechkin has been suspended two games…
Dmitri Orlov: I Always Like To Go On Attack
Much like in the NHL, the KHL has farm teams. And since Metallurg Novokuznetsk failed to make the KHL Playoffs, the team…
The White House Responds To Barack The Red
Seriously. Read Here. (via the DC Sports Bog) More to come later. Holy crap!@!1!!@!@!#@@#
Nathan Burchfiel Presents The Barackstronaut
We've already gotten a few outstanding entries for our Barack The Red call for Artwork. But the first entry I thought was…
Will President Obama Attend a Caps Game & Barack The Red?
We keep hearing that the Capitals are the talk of D.C. sports. Going to a game is now the hip thing to…
