Nick Backstrom to Alex Ovechkin: “I COULD JUST KEES YOU”
Following Ovie's first goal, the fourth of the game, Nicklas Backstrom cradled Alex Ovechkin by the face and showed him how to…
#beardpact Day 5: Welcome to the Work Week
It's game day, Caps soldiers! We're only a few minutes from puck drop, so we'll keep this quick. I've got a wedding…
Rejoice! Samantha Casey, Miss Virginia USA, is a Big Caps Fan.
While you're Rocking the Red at the Verizon Center during this playoff season, you might accidentally run into such esteemed ticket-holders as…
#beardpact Days 3 and 4: Not Unlike a Wool Sweater
Whew! How 'bout that game last night? The Washington Capitals beat the Montreal Canadiens in a plum zinger of a hockey game.…
KHL Team’s Fans Name Their Heroes From The Past Season
Everyone who follows the KHL knows that Vityaz Chekhov is the roughest team in the KHL. Former Hershey Bear Reid Simpson and…
#beardpact Day 2: Grumpy People with Itchy Necks
How much did last night suck? True story: Peter and Ian had a big fight about writing the game recap. Peter was…
#beardpact Day 1: Razors Down, Spirits Up!
Caps Nation begins its parallel march to victory. Fans across D.C., Virginia, and Maryland, have shaved their last shave until summertime. Russian…
We Got it Made: 5 Keys to Caps vs. Habs
Thursday will mark the fifth time the Montreal Canadiens and Washington Capitals face off this season. The Internets are awash with intelligent…
#beardpact: Your Destination for the Capitals Playoff Tradition
In accordance with no one in particular, Russian Machine Never Breaks proudly presents #beardpact. From Thursday morning until the night Alex Ovechkin…
NO DUH: Jose Theodore is the Caps’ Playoff Goalie
Via Tarik El-Bashir, Bruce Boudreau has confirmed what we all freakin' knew: Jose Theodore is our man. Jose has a .911% save…
Your Round One Playoff Schedule!
Hot off the presses, people! SERIES A TIME (ET) #1 Washington vs. #8 Montreal Thursday, April 15, 2010 7 p.m. Montreal at…
Alex Ovechkin Scores His 50th Goal of the 2009-10 Season!
The Celebration Photo by Luis M. Alvarez. Wicked Wrister! Video of Ovechkin netting #50 and Nicklas Backstrom getting point #100. Post Video.…
Ode on an Ovechkin Puck
Anyone can make the argument that Ovechkin should win the Hart, but only RMNB correspondent Emily Karol can do it in iambic…
Your New NHL Leader in Plus/Minus
It's Jeff Schultz! +44 Oh, Sara Bae. You slay us.
Bruce Boudreau and Um… Penguins Fans
You stay classy, Pittsburgh! Thanks to Neil for capturing this.
Caps vs. Pens: The Fix Is In?
Complaining about officiating is an unmistakable sign of a poor sport. Only a terrible sportsman blames the referees, but let's get real:…
Holtbyisms Part II – The Legend Grows: Spot Starts Against The Penguins, Kamikaze Pokechecks & The Holtby Shuffle
Last Tuesday, RMNB profiled Braden Holtby and introduced everyone to his oh-so-eccentric "Holtbyisms." A few thousand hits later, our post now floats…
USA Network Pilot Season Will Include NHL-based Hourlong
Nikki Finke of Deadline Hollywood provides this summary: STICK Chris "Stick" Blake is a player in the NHL prominently featured in the…
BREAKING: The Capitals Will Take the Presidents’ Trophy
For the first time in their franchise history, the Washington Capitals have earned the most points among all NHL teams in the…
Will The Caps Draft Another Russian In The First Round?
Since taking Alex Ovechkin with the First Overall Pick in the 2004 Draft, the Washington Capitals have selected 5 Russians in the…
