Video: Alex Semin Ponders the Appalling Absurdity of Existence
Screengrab via @PuckBuddys The Capitals' big night in Detroit marked an important milestone for a player dear to this blog's collective heart.…
Screengrab via @PuckBuddys The Capitals' big night in Detroit marked an important milestone for a player dear to this blog's collective heart.…
We're not getting paid for this or anything*, but this video is so demented it screams for a signal boost. StubHub's Ticket…
Here's your pregame report from Doug of the PuckBuddys. Get thee to a twittery. Pre-après-Game: PuckBuddy Craig sorta demolished me with his…
Photo credit: Bill Smith With the Capitals down 4-1 to the Blackhawks late in the second period, Alex Ovechkin carried the puck…
Photo via dumpnchase.com With the Capitals spending their St. Patrick's Day in Chicago (and its ludicrous dyed-green river), news from Kettler is almost non-existent.…
Traktor's director Vladimir Krechin. (Photo credit: Traktor's official website) For a few weeks now the saga of Evgeny Kuznetsov has been dominating…
Apparently, Winnipeg Jets fans have a short memory. Oh, you Canadiens. You're so very clever. Next Friday though, it's on. S/T to…
Video via Peter Robbio of Chirps From The Ledge. Five minutes into a heavy-hitting first period between the Washington Capitals and Winnipeg…
Photo credit: Bruce Bennett In Washington's 5-4 victory over the New York Islanders on Tuesday, Dale Hunter went with Matt Hendricks in…
Andrei Nikolishin donning a Caps jersey in 2000. Andrei Nikolishin, who is currently playing in his 21st season of professional hockey, has…
Ladies and gentlemen, here's Craig Brownstein of PuckBuddys. Tweet at 'em. Cycling the Puck in a 24-Hour News Cycle Malcontents, flamers, and…
Photo credit: hotice.ru On March 12th, the MHL, the KHL's developmental league, held an All-Star game for under-18 year-old players in Cheylabinsk,…
There's unlucky, and then there's Mike Knuble. Mike Knuble, who's scored at least 20 goals in both his previous seasons with the…
"What is this doing here?" Halfway through the first period of Tuesday's Capitals-Islanders game, Matt Moulson sent a shot towards Michal Neuvirth's…
Here's Doug Johnson with your pregame report. Read PuckBuddys and then follow 'em on Twitter. "What Wha?" There are some things that…
The wonder of YouTube. Via Russian TV channel Sport 1, here's a nifty video of the Caps preparing for their 2-0 victory…
At the tail end of the second period with the Caps up 1-0, Alex Ovechkin absorbed a body check in the Caps…
Tyler Seguin's going to be seeing Tomas Vokoun in his nightmares. He certainly wasn't the only Bruin to have a sure thing…
Saturday's Washington Post comes with a five-page feature on Alex Ovechkin and his great decline. Former Caps beat writer Tarik El-Bashir and Rick…
Photo credit: Jim McIsaac In the second period of Thursday's home game against the Tampa Bay Lightning, Mike Green hit Brett Connolly…
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