The Caps-Jets Line Brawl: Featuring Saucy Perry, Hendy Face, and Enforcer Karl Alzner
Note: I'm writing this post heavily medicated and a day after right-leg surgery. Yes, I'm hockey-player tough. While the Washington Capitals got…
Note: I'm writing this post heavily medicated and a day after right-leg surgery. Yes, I'm hockey-player tough. While the Washington Capitals got…
Photo credit: John Woods The Washington Capitals looked like a troubled team before Saturday's game at the Winnipeg Jets. With a grinder…
Washington Post and ESPN writer Neil Greenberg talked Caps hockey on the Tony Kornheiser Show on ESPN 980 this morning. The RMNB…
Photo credit: hockeyallsvenskan.se Washington Capitals 2012 first round pick, Filip Forsberg, received a prestigious honor today. The forward was named the best…
GIF by welshhockeyfan Ten minutes into tonight's game, I lost all hope of the Capitals winning. It wasn't the two goals the…
Photo credit: Elsa Washcaps Philaflyers. Last game good. This game less good. Make words hurt so use less. Puck not in good…
Photo credit: Kyle Mace of Sweetest Hockey On Earth Bears goalie Philipp Grubauer has been called up from AHL Hershey. Braden Holtby…
Photo credit: @SuzanneKang For the first time in 290 days, Alex Semin, the 5th greatest goal scorer in Washington Capitals history, was…
Happy Sasha. (Photo credit: @megab23) Ahead of tonight's reunion game against the Caps, Alex Semin sat down with Carolina Hurricanes color guy…
Awko taco (Photo credit: Patrick McDermott) Everyone, including us, made a big deal about Alex Semin coming back to DC. But the…
You've all seen Troy Brouwer's comments about Alex Semin. Brouwer echoed Matt Bradley, David Steckel, Michal Neuvirth, Pierre McGuire, Marc Crawford, and sarcastic…
[Ed. note:Today, the latest member of the PuckBuddys team hits the ice. Jason Rogers currently hangs his hat in Virginia, has studied…
John Carlson has had an ugly season. Sure, he's got the third-worst goals-against count in the league, but that's not the true…
Maybe you didn't notice, but my name was missing from all RMNB stories and bylines last week. I was in Las Vegas…
Okay, this one makes somewhat less sense. (Photo credit: Rob Carr) Busy day! The Capitals have announced they have re-signed tough guy…
Photo credit: Kyle Mace After a rough start, Braden Holtby has been terrific of late. Due to be an RFA at season's…
GEICO continues its frankly unsustainable onslaught of commercials only tangentially related to whatever service it is they provide (I have no idea,…
Alex Ovechkin may be engaged to Maria Kirilenko, but that doesn't mean he won't impress the ladies when given the opportunity. In…
Photo credit: Jamie Kellner. During Saturday night's game between the Carolina Hurricanes and Tampa Bay Lightning, Alex Semin took a puck to the…
Photo credit: Bruce Bennett We haven't seen Alex Ovechkin like this in a while -- for more than two years to be…
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