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It is again time for you to complete the Caps Happiness Survey

We are deep in the All-Star break, so it’s time we check in on your feelings. How are you feeling, specifically about the Washington Capitals? Like, each of them, individually, one by one. And do it without using emotional words that would make me feel uncomfortable. Instead, could you just give me numbers? That’s tidier.

This is a mostly goofy exercise, but it will only take you like 2.5 minutes to do it. As usual, your participation is mandatory.

Just answer on a scale from 1 to 5 how HAPPY you are to have each player on the team. What does happy mean? St. Thomas Aquinas called it beatitudo and considered it a non-subjective type of fulfillment. I don’t know about that. You decide what happy means to you.

Take the survey

We’ll share the results when they’re done. Thank you for your time.

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