The Boston Bruins and Philadelphia Flyers are duking it out on this frosty Friday night, resulting in a bunch of penalties and — at one point — four B’s in the trap at the same time.
It started about 14 minutes in, when Connor Clifton (5’11”, 175 lbs) and Nicolas Aube-Kubel (5’11”, 187 lbs) got physical, punching each other’s protective helmets with their bare firsts.
I call it a tie. I guess. I don’t actually care.
Then Chris Wagner got a roughing, then six seconds later Charlie McAvoy put a high stick on Joel Farabee, and then Brandon Carlo felt left out so he hooked Jakub Voracek.
Voila: Four dudes in a penalty box, not exactly six feet apart.
— Here’s Your Replay ⬇️ (@HeresYourReplay) February 6, 2021
The penalty kill wasn’t too bad. The Bs killed the non-offsetting penalties just fine.
Editor’s note: Put something here about, I dunno, COVID or something, or how blatantly hollow the NHL’s prevention protocols are, or the ludicrous notion that there’s no in-game transmission or whatever. P.S. be sure to delete this before posting.
Bruins putting up a good fight, but they’ve got some work to do if they’re going to beat the Flyers pic.twitter.com/BNhtpLQ6Ty
— Dimitri Filipovic (@DimFilipovic) February 6, 2021
Haha. Good times. I’m so tired.
Screenshot courtesy of NBC Sports
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