It is, somehow, Caps game day again. At 4 PM today, the Caps will play an exhibition game, their first real competition since March. In case your brain has been rendered perfectly smooth by the anxieties of a global pandemic, we have prepared this Professional-Quality Refresher Course. You are welcome.
Thank you, Ian, for explaining everything to me. Enjoy the game today, everyone.
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