The Washington Capitals humbled and molly-whopped the virtual Buffalo Sabres on Monday. The fake Caps are undefeated (4-0) since going digital.
The Capitals had seven different goal-scorers, including the snake-bit Digi Ovechkin. The game was so lobsided Nick Jensen scored and Braden Holtby tallied an assist.
¡Bailamos!
Nick Jensen goal, 1-0 Caps
Jensen nets his first of the season!
…kinda pic.twitter.com/Lz1ISR5pfz
— NBC Sports Capitals (@NBCSCapitals) March 30, 2020
Frame this goal and put it on the wall. Not only did Jensen score, the Holtbeast got the secondary assist.
Garnet Hathaway goal, 2-0 Caps
4th line heroics! @GarnetHathaway makes it 2-0 pic.twitter.com/Wyu0ZhINoO
— NBC Sports Capitals (@NBCSCapitals) March 30, 2020
Craig Laughlin: He “might have ran over the goalie but OH WELL!”
In honor of Digi Garnie's goal https://t.co/tS8l4QsarJ
— RMNB (@russianmachine) March 30, 2020
Henri Jokiharju goal, 2-1 Caps
Sabres get one back pic.twitter.com/szuHRPAwk1
— NBC Sports Capitals (@NBCSCapitals) March 30, 2020
Wayne Simmonds goal, 2-2
all tied up… pic.twitter.com/V1Mu8Or8hB
— NBC Sports Capitals (@NBCSCapitals) March 30, 2020
Ilya Kovalchuk goal, 3-2 Caps
Kovalchuk on the follow-up! Caps lead 3-2 pic.twitter.com/lMQJ0LSMge
— NBC Sports Capitals (@NBCSCapitals) March 30, 2020
Alex Ovechkin goal, 4-2 Caps
FINALLY pic.twitter.com/wIw09AN0iW
— NBC Sports Capitals (@NBCSCapitals) March 30, 2020
Nic Dowd goal, 5-2 Caps
Dowd on the doorstep! pic.twitter.com/GmLhJaIiAO
— NBC Sports Capitals (@NBCSCapitals) March 30, 2020
The haircut brought luck
— Paige Dowd (@paigemdowd) March 31, 2020
Richard Panik goal, 6-2 Caps
23 seconds later! Caps running away with this one pic.twitter.com/ikh3PmVqr8
— NBC Sports Capitals (@NBCSCapitals) March 30, 2020
Lars Eller goal, 7-2 Caps
Tiger King pic.twitter.com/rp4kWBwsy5
— NBC Sports Capitals (@NBCSCapitals) March 30, 2020
Carter Hutton was lifted after this goal. It’s the third straight goalie change the digi Caps have forced. Goodness.
Other fun things…
Brenden Dillon’s big hit
Dilly gonna Dilly pic.twitter.com/OkgmRzBM7b
— NBC Sports Capitals (@NBCSCapitals) March 30, 2020
Todd Reirden’s full head of hair
Them: You guys are playing on Rookie 🤡
Us: pic.twitter.com/5HIYNy8xr8
— Washington Capitals (@Capitals) March 30, 2020
Joe B Suit Of The Night
#JoeBSuitOfTheNight featuring @RealSmokinAl! #CapsSabres pic.twitter.com/oTTpdZBiD8
— Ian Oland (@ianoland) March 30, 2020
The Capitals are just a juggernaut in this game. No let down games here.
Headline photo courtesy of NBC Sports Washington
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