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Digi Alex Ovechkin finally scores, Digi Braden Holtby tallies assist in Capitals’ big win over virtual Sabres

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The Washington Capitals humbled and molly-whopped the virtual Buffalo Sabres on Monday. The fake Caps are undefeated (4-0) since going digital.

The Capitals had seven different goal-scorers, including the snake-bit Digi Ovechkin. The game was so lobsided Nick Jensen scored and Braden Holtby tallied an assist.

¡Bailamos!

Nick Jensen goal, 1-0 Caps

Frame this goal and put it on the wall. Not only did Jensen score, the Holtbeast got the secondary assist.

Garnet Hathaway goal, 2-0 Caps

Craig Laughlin: He “might have ran over the goalie but OH WELL!”

Henri Jokiharju goal, 2-1 Caps

Wayne Simmonds goal, 2-2

Ilya Kovalchuk goal, 3-2 Caps

Alex Ovechkin goal, 4-2 Caps

Nic Dowd goal, 5-2 Caps

Here’s the haircut.

Richard Panik goal, 6-2 Caps

Lars Eller goal, 7-2 Caps

Carter Hutton was lifted after this goal. It’s the third straight goalie change the digi Caps have forced. Goodness.

Other fun things…

Brenden Dillon’s big hit

Todd Reirden’s full head of hair

Joe B Suit Of The Night

The Capitals are just a juggernaut in this game. No let down games here.

Headline photo courtesy of NBC Sports Washington

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