The Washington Capitals have hit the road and first stopped in Winnipeg to play the Jets again. Hopefully this time the Capitals can hold on to the lead and get the two points during regulation. I know this isn’t about me, but I just started a new job on Monday and I am exhausted, so I would appreciate a winning end on the earlier side.
Puck drop is at 8 PM and Julia will meet you back here for the recap!
|Shot Attempt %||47.8%||51.7%|
|Power Play||20.2% (16th)||20.3% (15th)|
|Penalty Kill||77.3% (25th)||83.7% (4th)|
Ovechkin – Kuznetsov – Wilson
Vrana – Backstrom – Oshie
Hagelin – Eller – Kovalchuk
Panik – Dowd – Hathaway
Dillon – Carlson
Orlov – Jensen
Kempny – Gudas
Got me crying in the club.
I don’t know where to begin…but from the bottom of my heart I want to THANK the entire @Capitals organization and @TedLeonsis for the invite and I look forward to continue to promote diversity in the game we all love! #BlackHistoryMonth 👊🏾 pic.twitter.com/CGvbVon6ii
— Joel Ward (@JRandalWard42) February 27, 2020
Paging whoever makes the style decisions for Colorado Avalanche head coach Jared Bednar? I just want to talk!
Bednar for the win. pic.twitter.com/eAlxNaf9i1
— Frank Seravalli (@frank_seravalli) February 27, 2020
Has anyone seen Jared Bednar? Can’t find him pic.twitter.com/UYWGGs4M8f
— SI NHL (@SI_NHL) February 27, 2020
I want to talk about the hottest topic taking over my brain recently. This javelina was spotted haulin’ ass down the street in Tucson, Arizona. First of all, I did have to google javelina because all I know is that it’s a restaurant in NYC specializing in queso.
— Hannah Tiede (@HannahTiedeTV) February 25, 2020
According to the google search I just did, it is a “medium-sized pig-like hoofed mammal of the family Tayassuidae”. So, a pig I guess? Second, I am hypnotized by the size of this unit and the speed in which it can carry its mass. Third, the memes. You knew they were coming, but I’m mainly bewitched by this account below that has been dubbing songs over the clip.
Charli XCX- Vroom Vroom pic.twitter.com/g4RJKrGIF3
— javelina running to (@javelinarunning) February 26, 2020
Anyway, just search “javelina” on twitter. Good jokes out there.
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