Yeah, I dunno. The Washington Capitals didn’t do hockey very well against the Vegas Golden Knights. The only reason that we have anything interesting to talk about right now is because TJ Oshie pulled some hero moves in the third period.
So, a buncha guys scored. Most of them wore the uniform that wasn’t the Caps, except for TJ Oshie, who’s horny for donuts. Those Vegas goal-scorers were usually pretty close to the Caps’ net, which had a Holtby in it, and he is trying so hard. Everything was very bleak, and then Oshie got those two goals, which is like when you find twenty dollars but you’re so blackout drunk on White Claw that you will never remember it.
Anyway, the Caps lost.
Here is this:
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— Ian Oland (@ianoland) February 17, 2020
That was 90 percent trash and 10 percent TJ.
No hockey until Thursday, when the Habs come to town. The Caps need to reboot some stuff, and maybe some of them need some rest too. Maybe we all do. Everyone seems a little cranky right now. More naps, and maybe eat some vegetables.
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