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Alex OINKvechkin competed in the 2020 Winter Classic piglet races

The 2020 Winter Classic took place on Wednesday to kick off a whole new decade of hockey, with the Dallas Stars coming out on top. But the real excitement came during the intermission with a staple of the Texas State Fair: piglet races.

And, with it being the Winter Classic, all of the piglets were given appropriately hockey-themed names.

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The first race featured our new favorite pig, Alex “OINK”vechkin, as well as Joe “PORK’velski, Bobby “BOAR” and Ro-“HAM”Josi. Ro-“HAM”Josi won that round.

The second saw Gabriel Landes”HOG”, Tyler “SWINE”in, Gordie “SOW”e and “PORK”a-rine go head-to-head, with Landes”HOG” coming out on top. The third round pitted Jordan “PIG”ington, Andrew “HOG”liano, Ray “Pork” and Ryan Jo”HAM”sen against each other, with Ray “Pork” advancing to the final.

While Ro”HAM” Josi was the ultimate winner in the final race, Gabriel Landes”HOG”‘s human counterpart was amused by the proceedings.

Put these puns in the Hockey Hall of Fame, please.

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