It took the St. Louis Blues 52 years, but they finally won their first Stanley Cup on Wednesday night.
One of the first people to congratulate the Blues was one of their former players, Troy Brouwer, on Twitter.
Congrats to the @StLouisBlues the #StanleyCupChampions @NHL #nhl
— Troy Brouwer (@TroyBrouwer36) June 13, 2019
Then he added this observation.
Apparently if I play for your squad a few years later you win the #StanleyCup @NHLBlackhawks @Capitals @StLouisBlues @NHL #NHL
— Troy Brouwer (@TroyBrouwer36) June 13, 2019
This is actually… very correct.
After being traded to the Washington Capitals for a first-round pick during the 2011 offseason, the Chicago Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup two years later in 2013. After the Capitals traded Brouwer to the St. Louis Blues for TJ Oshie in the summer of 2015, Washington won the Stanley Cup three seasons later in 2018. And finally, after the Blues let Brouwer sign with the Calgary Flames as an unrestricted free agent, they won the Cup in 2019, nearly three years later.
So the lesson joke here? If you want to win the Stanley Cup, get Brouwer off your team, like… immediately.
Some fans expressed sympathy to Troy, though I’m not sure they realized he won the Stanley Cup with the Blackhawks 2010.
That’s alright. My names on it too. https://t.co/yg8Ue22psw
— Troy Brouwer (@TroyBrouwer36) June 13, 2019
Not wrong https://t.co/lqzQTealui
— Troy Brouwer (@TroyBrouwer36) June 13, 2019
Don’t feel bad. At least this chuck got laid once. https://t.co/yg8Ue22psw
— Troy Brouwer (@TroyBrouwer36) June 13, 2019
Others were kinda mean.
Wisdom is key! https://t.co/QNfE0Q5fdk
— Troy Brouwer (@TroyBrouwer36) June 13, 2019
I do…but then I don’t. https://t.co/a6J3G0rMfl
— Troy Brouwer (@TroyBrouwer36) June 13, 2019
Sure why not. Or you..what’s your deal? https://t.co/dN7CRVP4xp
— Troy Brouwer (@TroyBrouwer36) June 13, 2019
In the end, Troy seemed to have a good time.
It was. No hard feeling! I am so happy for all my former teammates and fans that get to celebtythis insane accomplishment https://t.co/EslavLTHIv
— Troy Brouwer (@TroyBrouwer36) June 13, 2019
Ya but I won win hoss https://t.co/ksne9b2jTz
— Troy Brouwer (@TroyBrouwer36) June 13, 2019
So not really a curse. https://t.co/ksne9b2jTz pic.twitter.com/nSzRCmUQXN
— Troy Brouwer (@TroyBrouwer36) June 13, 2019
We should do this more often https://t.co/Xi0B5GSdPb
— Troy Brouwer (@TroyBrouwer36) June 13, 2019
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