If you’re wondering if Alex Ovechkin is just like you, I would like to confirm he totally is.
Wearing a matching brown sweatsuit with the hood up, Ovechkin was caught lurking in the ice cream aisle by his wife Nastya Ovechkina.
C’mon, Nastya. Why are you blowing the man’s cover like this? 😂
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Ovi’s got a look like Dammit, she spotted me. He proudly holds up the box of Nestle Drumsticks before dropping it in the cart.
Because we’re investigative reporters, let’s take a closer look at the contents of the grocery cart.
It looks like there’s a bag of Cheetos (maybe), a six pack of beer, and some Ritz crackers. It also appears he’s at a Harris Teeter.
For all you aspiring athletes out there, I just revealed the secret diet of one of the greatest athletes of all-time. You’re welcome.
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