The moment Alex Ovechkin had been waiting for his entire life arrived. He lifted the Stanley Cup above his head in a moment of pure celebration. His teammates were in awe — no, wait, nevermind. They’re looking at boobs
A woman in a white dress flashed the team as they began the Cup ceremony. Of course she did.
At left, the Conn Smythe winner, the first Russian player ever to captain a championship team, Alex Ovechkin and his trophy.
At right, bros looking at boobs.
This team cannot stop being Caps-y. They have a terminal, intractable case of Capsitis.
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