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    Home / News / Brooks Orpik scored wtf is even happening

    Brooks Orpik scored wtf is even happening

    By Peter Hassett

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    May 30, 2018 10:02 pm

    Okay. Y’all. Get this. Before the game, I hit up twitter to say I was feeling a Vrana goal tonight. Then, outta nowhere, some clown came at me with this.

    Orpik goal bookmark this tweet

    — Ford Kendrick (@Fckendrick) May 30, 2018

    But then, in spite of everything we know about how the universe works, it happened.

    Brooks Orpik, 37-year-old defensemen for the Washington Capitals, who took 54 shots all season, has scored in the Stanley Cup Final.

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    Brooks Orpik's first goal since February 26, 2016 could NOT have come at a better time. 3-1, Washington. #ALLCAPS #StanleyCup pic.twitter.com/xk64N3agyQ

    — Washington Capitals (@Capitals) May 31, 2018

    Lars Eller carried through neutral and into the Vegas zone. Andre Burakovsky zipped towards the net, but Eller chose another shooter: Brooks gosh darn Orpik, who had not scored since February 26, 2016. With a good screen by Brett Connolly and in blatant defiance of the rules of the universe, Orpik scoarpik’d.

    This is – well, this is Orpik’s first goal of the playoffs, obviously.

    God bless.

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