Evgeny Kuznetsov had one of those Kuzy goals Saturday night that makes you perspire. His second goal against Edmonton was so dirrty that I immediately went upstairs and showered.

Kuznetsov scored the game-winning goal to put the Caps up 3-2, but it was his second tally of the night that we need to relive forever and forever.

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You're a wizard, Kuzy. #CapsOilers #ALLCAPS pic.twitter.com/WopBmG5xSO

— Washington🎃Capitals (@Capitals) October 29, 2017

Check out magic man over here. FILTHY.

Like seriously: how?

Then Kuznetsov did a celly where he acted like a WWII bomber pilot mowing down planes in the Pacific.

Kuznetsov now has three goals in his last two games. His other tally Saturday night came on a deflection from a perfect Alex Ovechkin pass to the slot.

3 🍎 night for @ovi8 #CapsOilers #ALLCAPS pic.twitter.com/J2GY4DEOlp

— Washington🎃Capitals (@Capitals) October 29, 2017

Nearly two years ago to the day, Kuznetsov had his first career hat trick, tallying a ridiculous five points in Edmonton.

After the game, the media asked Kuznetsov if there’s something about Alberta that gets him going.

“Yeah. Guess that’s my city,” Kuznetsov said smiling. “Because Chimmer from Edmonton, all right?”

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