On Saturday morning, the NHL shop sent out a usual email about some gear you can buy during the offseason. Specifically, how we can all buy from the Capitals golf collection that’s, according to the subject line, “Par for the Course”!
Take a look.
— Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) June 17, 2017
Gear you can buy includes Washington Capitals golf balls, a nice polo, golfing gloves with a ball marker set, golf club head covers, and so much more!
I’m choosing to look on the bright side of this one and telling myself, “Yeah, but it’s technically golf season for everyone now” but I can’t help but picture someone behind this email wearing a Penguins shirt laughing while they press send.
It’s a normal marketing email, yet it hurts.
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