Maybe this three-game losing streak and miserable road trip through California is giving Barry Trotz a migraine headache. Maybe the pollen’s high in Anaheim or maybe he ran out of saline solution for his contacts. Whatever the reason, Barry is wearing glasses behind the bench on Sunday night.
I’d like to think this iteration of Barry, which I’m going to nickname Bespectacled Barry, would take you out to a nice dinner and talk about your feelings. He’ll hold doors for you and talk about sophisticated things. You know, like corsi and why Nate Schmidt should be playing over Karl Alzner.
— 4th round sporps??? (@OVECHKlN) March 13, 2017
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