Thursday night, the Washington Capitals took their guarantee to #TheBank, cashing in on two points from the Columbus Blue Jackets. The players weren’t the only members of the organization to make a transaction that night.
RMNB reader Laura R. reports that Caps owner Ted Leonsis made a withdrawal of his own. A literal one. Like, at an ATM.
I didn’t know rich people needed or carried cash. I always figured, once you’re a certain level of rich, people just throw goods and services at you in the slight hope you’ll spare them from the next Purge.
Plus, doesn’t Ted, like, own everything here?
I suppose this is a reminder: Ted is just like us! He has to wait in lines, he wears puffy jackets, and he sometimes needs folding money. The difference is that he’s got much much more folding money than us.
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