My varsity basketball coach once singled me out during a film session my senior year. I hit a three pointer on the baseline and then pumped my fist all the way back up the court. He re-wound the tape and played it back 10 times in a row, trying to humiliate me in front of my teammates. “Act like you’ve done it before, IAN!”
That’s why this tiny dude is my new favorite hockey player.
During the second intermission, the Caps held their routine Mites on Ice game, but there was nothing routine about this one tiny dude’s goal celebration.
He raises his arm, falls over, screams, raises his arms again, and screams some more.
What a celly.
Never change, dude!
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