Alex Ovechkin the Guinea Pig, aka Ovi-Floof, watched from home as the Capitals secured a playoff spot with an overtime win over the Carolina Hurricanes on Tuesday.
Ovi was adopted from the Fairfax County Animal Shelter late last month in the greatest moment of my life. Now at home with Marta and her family, the fuzzy ball of fury reportedly had a big night.
From Marta:
Ovi is doing great and settling in well with our family. My kids adore him. He’s an awfully sweet little dude. Evening is his favorite time. He takes a stroll around the living room followed by a little cuddle on the couch and a nightcap of lettuce and cilantro.
A nightcap of lettuce and cilantro.
For the record, the Fairfax County Animal Shelter still has lots of perfect little fuzzballs who would like to make your house a home. Let’s look at a few right now, and then you can nag your mother/father/significant other/self to grow your hearts and families in a tiny but profound way.
Joe Montana the guinea pig did not get along with Alex Ovechkin the guinea pig, but he would get along with you famously when you feed him a nightcap of lettuce and cilantro.
Conway Twitty has seen some stuff, man, but if you’ve got a warm lap and Netflix, everything will be just fine.
Herbert III cannot even, but if he could live with you he might one day be able to even again.
Hope is a beautiful Staffordshire terrier. No jokes here. Just a handsome lady.
Big J is 10-year-old shorthair. He’s been at the shelter for a few months and would very much like to make your house his forever home. He won’t need much upkeep, and he’ll probably plot to kill you while you sleep though he’ll never go through with it.
Ryan is one of that bullcat breed. He’s declawed and is chunky like homemade soup. Come get some.
..And then there’s Evgeny Kuznetsov, aka Floof-geny, aka Floofnetsov, the bun-bun with all the moves. And by moves I mean mostly stationary and then eventually wobbling over to gross rabbit food. Won’t you take Floofnetsov home today?
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