If you see me walking by
And the tears are in my eye
Look away, Broosky, look away.
Woah, didn’t see you there, internet people. You caught me singing to myself.
The Caps play against the Maple Leafs tonight and Brooks Laich is back in town. Tonight will be like the closure talk of a relationship. Let’s hope everyone agrees to try and stay friends. Connor Carrick is back, too. Daniel Winnik is like our new lover and we’re about to run into both of our exes while out on our first date. This could be weird. Or awkward. Let’s get weird and/or awkward.
The game is at 7 on CSN. BE THERE.
|Team||Record||Possession||PDO||Power Play||Penalty Kill|
|Washington Capitals||46-12-4||51.5%||101.8||23.9% (1st)||84.1% (4th)|
|Toronto Maple Leafs||21-30-10||50.5%||98.8||14.4% (30th)||80.3% (19th)|
No morning skate, so let’s speculate.
Ovechkin – Backstrom – Oshie
Burakovsky – Kuznetsov – Williams
Chimera – Johansson – Wilson
Beagle – Richards – Winnik
Alzner – Niskanen
Orpik – Orlov
Schmidt – Weber
Speaking of Peter, am I permitted to not rank foods in the pregames still? No time today, but #StayWoke for some correct food opinions in the near future.
Ovechkin said he was going to shoot the puck at Laich’s foot tonight. Laich was asked about this and responded with an all-time great quote.
Brooks Laich's response: "He can toss that muffin all he wants. " https://t.co/jfbRwwDttm
— Katie Brown (@katiebhockey) March 2, 2016
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