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Caps vs Maple Leafs Pregame: Let’s Get Weird and/or Awkward

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If you see me walking by

And the tears are in my eye

Look away, Broosky, look away.

Woah, didn’t see you there, internet people. You caught me singing to myself.

The Caps play against the Maple Leafs tonight and Brooks Laich is back in town. Tonight will be like the closure talk of a relationship. Let’s hope everyone agrees to try and stay friends. Connor Carrick is back, too. Daniel Winnik is like our new lover and we’re about to run into both of our exes while out on our first date. This could be weird. Or awkward. Let’s get weird and/or awkward.

The game is at 7 on CSN. BE THERE.

Team Record Possession PDO Power Play Penalty Kill
Washington Capitals 46-12-4 51.5% 101.8 23.9% (1st) 84.1% (4th)
Toronto Maple Leafs 21-30-10 50.5% 98.8 14.4% (30th) 80.3% (19th)

Projected Lineup

No morning skate, so let’s speculate.

Ovechkin – Backstrom – Oshie
Burakovsky – Kuznetsov – Williams
Chimera – Johansson – Wilson
Beagle – Richards – Winnik

Alzner – Niskanen
Orpik – Orlov
Schmidt – Weber

Grubauer

Look Away

Storylines

Oshie Goal Update

Remember that bet Peter and I made? I asked for an update in last week’s snapshot, but I don’t recall getting an answer. Say, is Oshie on pace for more or less than 30 goals?

Speaking of Peter, am I permitted to not rank foods in the pregames still? No time today, but #StayWoke for some correct food opinions in the near future.

Laich Heel Turn

Ovechkin said he was going to shoot the puck at Laich’s foot tonight. Laich was asked about this and responded with an all-time great quote.

Full RMNB Coverage of Caps vs Maple Leafs

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