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We're often treated to concourse footage during home games on CSN Washington. On Saturday, during the second intermission, a mom and a dad held…
We're often treated to concourse footage during home games on CSN Washington. On Saturday, during the second intermission, a mom and a dad held…
Six-foot, four-inch behemoth Tom Wilson has racked up some huge hits in his two-year career. but it's been those body checks that knock over multiple…
Not-All-Star John Carlson scored a super-smart goal tonight. As the Caps skated into the Red Wings zone, Carlson joined the rush as…
Troy Brouwer scored a goal in the first minute of Saturday's game against the Red Wings, but whatever celebration there was ended…
Photo: Rob Carr Alex Ovechkin has been named to the 2015 All-Star Game held in Columbus. He will be the only Capitals…
Washington Capitals forward Troy Brouwer is a man's man. He's gruff and beard-y. He's a little like the Ron Swanson character in…
Rolling with the homies. The Washington Capitals didn't seem like themselves during Thursday's overtime loss to the Philadephia Flyers. If they don't…
Last night, Peter posted a funny photo of Evgeny Kuznetsov in his game recap. Kuzya's face was ridiculous, so I made a four-panel…
Photoshop by Ian Barry Trotz got hit by Marcus Johansson's stick tonight. That was maybe the most exciting part of an otherwise…
Kuzy's face (Photo: Bruce Bennett) Did we expect anything better from Capitals at Flyers? The road-weary Caps played bad hockey and still got a…
Assistant coach Todd Reirden was tonight's Legal Seafood Bite of the Night. He cut a babyface promo on his long-time pupil, Brooks…
Alex Ovechkin is making it rain goals. He's got a five-game goal streak going. Lately, hockey's just been easy for him. Tonight's…
Just put some toilet paper on it like you cut yourself shaving. Hockey injuries are common. Cuts, scratches, lost teeth, and even…
Photo: Amanda Bowen The pregamer's prediction was wrong. Braden Holtby will make his 23rd consecutive appearance tonight at Philadelphia, his 17th consecutive start.…
Photo: 365 days of april Listen up, you ignorant lemmings! You think the Caps are good just because they're on a 103-point…
Halifax, Nova Scotia native Liam O'Brien was the biggest surprise of Capitals training camp this season. The scrappy fourth-line forward received a jersey…
When Alex Ovechkin scored his 20th goal of the season -- an empty-net tally in the game's final minute -- it unleashed…
Team Russia put up a valiant effort but lost to Canada 5-4 in the World Junior Championship. Silver sucks, but they got…
Earlier in the evening, I noticed that Evgeny Kuznetsov was playing with more confidence. In the third period, Kuzy went from confident to…
Photo: Luke Fox Alex Ovechkin's goodwill tour continues. What a moment after the Leafs game.
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