Hockey is Even Better in Slow Motion (Video)
Much like Jay Beagle, I discarded my dearest flipper this season and traded it in for an iPhone 6. On Saturday, I…
Much like Jay Beagle, I discarded my dearest flipper this season and traded it in for an iPhone 6. On Saturday, I…
After Friday's Caps' 3-2 win over the Ducks, Adam Vingan of NHL.com put out this tweet: (If you're not already following Adam on…
I want to start by saying I genuinely like Barry Trotz. I think he's a good man and a good coach. He's…
I hate feeling my own feels. The Caps just turned my insides to mush with this two-minute video dedicated to Bensten "Bman" Schone.…
A few weeks ago, during All-Star Weekend, Alex Ovechkin went on a seemingly bizarre quest to add an eighth automobile to his…
In breaking hockey/hibachi news, Alex Ovechkin went out for Japanese on Sunday night with friends and family. Ovechkin, who's been grilling opponents with his…
Photo: Meg Hasken Where is John Wall? For starters, this is hockey, and Wall plays basketball.
Photo via Melissa Schaab On Monday, Alex Ovechkin will present Ann Schaab and her special hockey team, the Washington Ice Dogs, with…
Photo: Monumental Network The imposters dressed as the Washington Capitals did not play up to their kidnapping victims' standards on Sunday afternoon.…
Right on the nose! Evgeny Kuznetsov got high-sticked by Michael Del Zotto during a power play late in the second period. The…
Washington Capitals defenseman Matt Niskanen had seven career NHL fights and had yet to drop the gloves at all this season before Sunday's game.…
Photo: E Hartline I could use this space to talk about how Caps-Flyers games tend to devolve into nastiness and how Washington hasn't…
My educational background is in literature and my day job is in information architecture. In both pursuits I spend much of my time…
When word spread that six-year-old Bensten got hit by a car sledding late last week, one of the first players to wish…
Just got paid, Friday night Party hoppin', feelin right Booties shakin', all around Pump that jam, while I'm gettin' down The Caps…
Troy Brouwer just used some hustle to create one of the most unlikely goals of the season. After a turnover in the offensive zone, Brouwer…
The Ducks are the most interesting team in the league. Using the validated, near-consensus measurement for small-sample 5v5 success-- i.e. puck possession--…
Photo: Simon Hastegard / Bildbyran It has been a pleasant surprise to see Christian Djoos, drafted by the Capitals in the seventh round…
Like many of you I was devastated when reader Tyler reached out and told me about his nephew Bensten. The six-year-old Caps…
Hahahahaha. Just kidding. Let me introduce you to the honorable John A. Macdonald, Wilfrid Laurier, William Lyon MacKenzie King, and Robert Borden.
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